Thursday 28 April 2016

Creating a Great Fire Grate...

I have spoken quite a bit lately of Michael's creativity lighting up like a fire. Probably just as well as the cooler weather has started with a vengeance. Goodbye to shorts and tee shirts. Hello to jeans, trackie daks and windcheaters. We've had to dig out our woolly ugg boots, flannelette shirts and waterproof coats We've lit the Kent tile fire at the House that Rocks for the last two or three days. Michael's next task was to construct a fire grate for our open fire in the East End Gallery.

Like everything Michael does, this is custom made. When he told me he was going to make a fire grate, my response was "that's nice, dear" and promptly forgot about his latest project. One of my deficits is a complete lack of visualisation. Whenever Michael has tried to explain how a sculpture or the flashing around the window or the brick hearth would appear, I would have no idea of the finished result.  Which is quite satisfying in a way, as I am then ultra impressed at his efforts.

On Monday, the Anzac Day public holiday, there was an extraordinary cacophony of sound exiting Michael's workshop. He was at his imaginative best. Many, many years ago, making fire grates were part of his steel fabrication agenda. Fast forward about thirty years and he hadn't forgotten. A quick drawing and he was off and racing. All day.

There is now an 850 millimetres, beautifully simple fire grate installed into the fireplace at the Gallery. This is not a fire grate that will fall apart or melt after a few outings. Made from steel rods, this lovely firegrate will hold its own and provide us with a solid base for our logs.

Now all Michael has to do is make the accompanying mesh fire screen and our fireplace will be ready for blast-off at the East End Gallery.

Watch this space.







Custom made fire screen @ the East End Gallery.




Wednesday 27 April 2016

Save the Swan Friendship Cafe!

The Swan Friendship Café has been a landmark in providing homemade food for its loyal patrons over the past ten (10) years. Operated by Ms. Maria Sorgiovanni and the Board of the Swan Friendship Club of WA Inc., the café has provided employment and training to young adults with disabilities. The Swan Friendship Café is situated in Centrepoint Shopping Centre, Midland, Western Australia. The Cafe is on Facebook.
My son, Alex Hawes, has been one of the young adults benefitting from meaningful and paid employment at the Café. Alex was born with Tricuspid Atresia (a congenital heart defect) and developed Autism, Asthma, Intellectual Disability and Low Muscle Tone. As a chronically unemployed young man since he left school in 2009, the Café has provided Alex with a niche where he feels proud, useful and valued. In short, he loves his job at the Swan Friendship Café.
Unbelievably, the Café has never received any funding from government. Politicians have visited the Café, offered empty promises and scuttled away. The Swan Friendship Café will close as of Friday 20 May 2016 unless significant and recurrent funding of $100,000 per annum is secured by this date.
Please sign this petition (through Change.org) to save the jobs of my son and the other young people employed by the Swan Friendship Café. I have addressed the petition to Mr. Christian Porter, Federal Minister for Social Services as I have no faith in the current state government here in Western Australia. 
I would plead with Mr. Porter to make an urgent visit to the Café, which falls in his electorate. These young people are not a burden; they just want to keep working at the Swan Friendship Café. Mr. Porter, please make this happen.


Our autistic superstar relaxing in Heavenly Beverley..


Man about town at the BeFriend Ball...


With good friend Adrienne at the BeFriend Ball...


and with best mate from primary school, Chris at the BeFriend Ball.


Monday 25 April 2016

Welcoming Our 36th Artist

At the close of an already extraordinary day, we received another windfall. We have taken delivery of a 2.4 metre restored and distressed sideboard with a stunning solid jarrah top. The artist, an absolutely lovely chap named Steve Adams, is an old friend of our mate and international man of mystery, Guy Slingerland.

Steve has not had an easy time of life recently. All the usual hassles that can hit any one of us without warning and can threaten our livelihood, our health and our self-belief. Steve is working very hard to get back on track and has produced a piece of furniture of great beauty for us to have in the East End Gallery.

Steve is definitely not an artist who blows his own trumpet. I know he has produced furniture for "Empire" in Subiaco and will take commissions for bespoke items. I also know, that as a lover of Weimaraners, he has to be one of the "good guys"...

In the meantime, come and view his latest piece in our Gallery. Steve Adams deserves this fresh start.


The artist...


and his finished sideboard, available now in the East End Gallery

Sunday 24 April 2016

An Astonishing Few Days

We have just finished our fourth day of opening for the Anzac Day long weekend. We have one more day of fun and games before two days off. Not that I am complaining. I am loving going to work for the first time in my life. Wages or salary? Not a chance. Sheer enjoyment and satisfaction. One hundred percent. Watching Michael on fire as a metal artist? Gold.

I have been trying to explain the significance of Anzac Day to Bas and Pascaline, our French backpackers. I am pretty sure they don't quite get it. Celebrating a military disaster one hundred and one years ago when the Turks slaughtered the Australians and New Zealanders on an isolated beach on the other side of the world seems pretty pointless to me. Except this event is supposed to illustrate the spirit of these soldiers. Of their courage, tenacity and sheer bloody-mindedness I have no doubt. However, if we could speak to those soldiers who lost their lives, I'm sure they would have preferred to swap their heroic attributes for staying alive and returning to their families.

Anyway, I've digressed. I will not be present at the dawn service. I like my bed far too much and there is a high probability of rain. I have had the shadow of a sore throat for a few days and I am not interested in falling over. However, I am planning on opening the Gallery a bit earlier. We have an opportunity to welcome extra guests staying in Beverley over this weekend. So far, we have had our best weekend ever.

We have sold four paintings. Spiders, hand-made cards, plaques and a Dandaloo Dilly bag have all left for new homes. This means income for our artists. And some commission for us. A miracle has occurred. I will be able to pay the water rates this week...Once again, we have crawled back from the brink of financial catastrophe.

And Michael is on fire. His creativity is exploding. He has just completed another sculpture,"Ikebana", which translates as "Living Flowers". This piece is truly beautiful. And "Starbirth", now mounted above the fireplace is an extraordinary three-dimensional artwork. He is already planning fire grates and fire screens to produce as well as more of his metal flowers. I am bursting with anticipation.

Late this afternoon, we received a stunning sideboard by Steve Adams. He is a great friend of Guy Slingerland, our handyman and all-round good bloke.  This is a beautiful piece of furniture as art - distressed cupboards underneath with a superb top of jarrah. Photographs are unable to show this sideboard as superb as it is in reality. To experience its tremendous presence, come and view at the East End Gallery.

Now, we are all at home. Bas and Pascaline hope they have found the 4WD on their dreams. Michael is reclining on the couch. Dinner is almost ready. What a great end to another brilliant day.



"Starbirth"



"Ikebana"



Saturday 23 April 2016

It's The BEA-GLE!

Those of you who follow my posts would know that Ruby the Beagle has often reduced us to tears. Of grief over yet another Beagley altered object. Of frustration. Of anger. And occasionally, of hysterical laughter.

Ruby appears to be the most stupid dog on the planet. The reverse is actually true. She has a mind like a steel trap, the persistence of a battering ram and the cunning of Voldemort. She observes, quietly and without fuss, through her beautiful kohl-rimmed eyes, for her next thrilling endeavour.

Not that she does anything at speed. God forbid...we have had reports of Beverley residents questioning the presence of a rotund little dog resolutely trotting, with silent, albeit slow purpose, around the streets of our town.

Her excavations are legendary. We now have a fence like Colditz, with broken bricks, rusty wheels, and coffee rocks lining its perimeter. Except where there is a new hole in the very small gaps that still exist in our exclusion zone.

Not to mention we spent a great deal of time and money erecting an electric line around the fence with the associated dog collar. Ruby has discovered a number of ways to circumvent this obstacle. At night, she frequently sleeps in our bedroom - on the floor, on my chair, on my pyjamas and if she can spring up without us waking, the bottom corners of our bed. The problem is the electric zap on her neck if she enters our room, given its proximity to the outside wire. So, we often take the collar off at night to allow her entry into our inner sanctum.

Typically, Ruby uses our good nature to her advantage. If she is able to sneak out before we notice, she is off to explore her universe. And this week, she has discovered a gold mine right next door. Which means maximum carnage with minimum exercise.

Ryan, who moved his bus into our paddock almost two weeks ago, has Muddy's dog kibble bucket outside under his awning. Ryan has been intrigued by its apparent suicidal tendencies to end up on its side, with its lid  askew and its contents mysteriously reducing.

On further investigation, he discovered the Hole by the connecting gate. The mystery was revealed. So was the gigantic proportions of the Hole's diameter. The Beagle's girth, after feasting on stolen kibble, expanded to such an extent that she was forced to engage in further exercise and increase the size of her escape route.

And this morning, her collar intact around her neck, we believe that she has simply ignored it in order to return to the Other Side. She has just innocently tiptoed back into our dining nook, panting furiously - a telltale sign of increased energy on her behalf.

And she is enormous....God save us from the Beagle.


Ruby, in her slimmer days...


taking her duties very seriously indeed...


the deluxe dog bunks @ the House that Rocks...


Ruby in situ...


the aggrieved party, who kibble has been stolen...


not that he looks too perturbed about this heinous theft...

Friday 22 April 2016

A Quick Visit from a Blonde Bombshell

Susan Wilson is a remarkable woman. We began our friendship on Facebook, then met her briefly in person over a meal at Mundaring Dome. She has a blonde mane of to her waist, a uniform of cargo pants and tee shirts, the voice of a jazz singer and the demeanour of a coquette combined with an aircraft carrier.

To call  her eccentric would not do her justice. She is fearless, funny, engaging and energetic...in truckloads. She is the ultimate energizer bunny, darting here, there and everywhere. She has been known to become hilariously lost, which does not faze her one bit. She could lead a polar exploration or a jungle expedition (except she dislikes heat) without any thought of danger.

Born in New Zealand, she moved to Perth to attend Teachers' College. Over a career spanning forty odd years, she has taught most ages and subjects in a staggering number of locations. From the north-west of Australia to Canada, she has been, seen and done it all. Her grown-up children in Perth are her primary motivations for returning to WA from time to time. She has travelled extensively and is at the moment towards the year of a gap year, which has lasted eighteen months. So Susan.

Her house in Melbourne is another one of her passions. She declared she should have moved to "Melbin" decades ago. So, when she is not flitting all over the world, this is her home. She cheerfully and unapologetically lives by Melbourne time, so on a visit to WA, she is up at the crack of dawn and asleep by eight thirty.

She arrived on Tuesday at the East End Gallery whilst we had some other friends visiting. Ray and Marie had come on a day trip from Perth. As Ray is a teacher of a similar vintage, they immediately clicked. Susan marched purposely around our Gallery to look and settled on one of Margaret's quilts to buy. Once she set her eyes upon the quilt, that was it.

At home, we all set up our computers around the dining table and had an afternoon snack before heading off on an evening walk. The marauding mosquitoes descended on us in plague numbers, which she chose to ignore while she was taking photos. Later, the nasty bites made her less than entirely comfortable, but she was soon back on track with a wet flannel and an anti-histamine tablet.

She nearly didn't have dinner. We are not renown for our early dinners at the best of times. Still on "Melbin" time, she waved away my apologies about the meal's timing, quite happy to retire with or without dinner. Somehow, I managed to feed her before she needed to go to bed.

Michael's use of his body deodorant after his shower nearly caused a catastrophe. His liberal spraying of "Voodoo" caused Susan to have a paroxysm of coughing. She left for her bedroom to die as quietly as possible. Once I had ascertained that her death was not imminent, I left her to sleep. She assured us that if she was not in the house when we woke, not to worry, as she would have moved on towards Margaret River.

She was as true as her word. There was no trace of Miss Susan when we surfaced the following morning.

Later that morning, we were treated to a series of posts describing her rather round about way of heading south. Without a map, phone reception or really any idea where she was going, she managed to drive around the Wheatbelt for a couple of hours before finding herself on the Albany Highway. Being Susan, she was not perturbed for one second. She merely decided to go to Margaret River via Albany.

 I promised I would write a post in her honour, even if she refused to allow me to take a photo of more than her hair. This has been an exercise of sheer delight.

I have yet to track her progress on Facebook today. I have no doubt that when I check up on her, there will be another memorable story to enjoy.

Go Susan!


An old friend, Ray, enjoying the East End Gallery...


with Susan (mane of hair) and Ray's wife, Marie.


Another rear view of Susan,


not to mention the backsides of the dogs and me.


Sunset in Heavenly Beverley - photograph by Susan Wilson


Even Madame Cat was pleased to meet Susan!



Monday 18 April 2016

But Wait, There's More...

Just when we thought we couldn't cram another painting into the Gallery or the Giftshop, two of our artists brought in more.

First of all was Margaret Harding, who arrived to drop off one of her bags and a stunning new painting. Margaret is a person who lives and breathes her artwork. She is prolific, eclectic and varied. she produces quilts, bags and a breathtaking range of paintings. "Winter Sky" is her latest offering to the universe.

A quick visit turned into a two-hour kids' plaque party. Margaret thoroughly enjoyed every second of activity with the children and promised, foolishly, to be available for more workshops for our aspiring junior artists. Watch this space for next school holidays.

Jennie Couper dropped in to pick up "Echidna". She has had interest in this beautiful little watercolour and needed to take this painting away. But, Jennie more than made up for removing "Echidna" as she presented us with "Dancing Brolgas" and "Red Hot Pokers". Wow. Jennie asked me which painting I would like to have in the Gallery. When I responded we wanted both paintings, she did not turn a hair. She was pretty pleased, I think.

And so, another rewrite of the catalogue is called for. David Lillico has also swapped his stained glass window for a beautiful little kookaburra hanging. We are so lucky to have these extraordinary artists bringing their treasures to us for the East End Gallery.

Looking forward to seeing new guests and old friends in the East End Gallery soon.



"Winter Sky" By Margaret Gabrielle Harding


"Dancing Brolgas" by Jeanette S Couper


"Red Hot Pokers" by Jeanette S Couper

Oh What a Night!

After a wonderful day at the East End Gallery, we had a party to attend last night. We had been invited to an exclusive soiree celebrating Miss Esther Brennan's debut as a seventeen-year-old.

Now Essie is not your average young woman. She is already extraordinary. She reads widely, listens to a varied smorgasbord of music, has considered opinions and can hold her own in any conversation. In fact, considering Michael, Romola (Esther's Mum), Jurgen (extremely eccentric older German bloke) and I were supposed the adults at the dinner party, Essie could have beaten us all in adultness will one hand tied behind her back.

Jake, Zoe, Jade and Ava were the young people in attendance. Considering there were four old fogies around the table, the kids coped admirably with our presence, cheerfully joining into our demented ravings.

We were late arriving - the invitation was for six o'clock and we arrived at six thirty. Romola is exceptionally punctual; if she asks you for six, she actually means five thirty. We, the most unpunctual couple on the planet, are never anywhere on time. So, when we made our appearance, the entree had already been consumed by everyone else. They were politely waiting for us, so they could serve the main course.

Dinner, a slow cooked casserole with dumplings and vegetables, was delicious. We relaxed after a busy day and enjoyed the company, the surroundings and the occasion. The theme of Esther's birthday - an anachronistic party - meant wildly divergent costumes. Around the dinner table was a hippy, a glamour queen, a card playing cowboy, a sixties model (complete with beehive hairstyle), a steampunk goddess, a demure Edwardian lass and us - a belle of the ball  in my wedding frock (or a brothel madame) on the arm of the eccentric artist.

Dessert was creme caramel - a gorgeous warm, sticky little pot of heaven with about three million kilojoules. Divine. And being the party of a most unusual mother and daughter, the event was all over by nine thirty. We were not concerned, as we were both tired and looking forward to bed.

Back at the House that Rocks, a BBQ was in full swing. Ryan had lit the Old Faithful on the new shed's verandah and produced a feast for himself, Bas and Pascaline. Some truly awful music was blasting out of an iPad. Beers had been downed and the younger residents at the House that Rocks were having a bloody good time. They all retired to Ryan's bus to continue their party whilst Michael and I hit the sack.

Some time later, we realised Muddy was still  in the living room, whilst the rest of the Awesome Foursome were in their dog bunks. Muddy had made himself extremely comfortable on the couch and was somewhat hesitant to Michael's request that he leave the couch and the room.  A dog's life...

By midnight the property was quiet. The kids had partied on for an acceptable time before going to bed. Two parties on the same night in Heavenly Beverley. Wow!


The Belle and the Artist


The Glamour Queen, the hippy and demure seated Edwardian lady


The Edwardian lady and the Steampunk Goddess


Maverick (in a dazed state) and the Birthday Girl with beehive hair


Ryan, Basile and Pascaline enjoying their evening on the verandah @ the House that Rocks!

Sunday 17 April 2016

More Child's Play @ the East End Gallery

Yesterday was one of those awesome days I dream about. The East End Gallery was jumping with guests from the minute I opened the door. First through the front entrance were Angela, a picture framer from Como, her husband David and their three young children - Abbie, Issy, and Max.

As ever, I offered our family friendly activities at the "Aspiring Artists" table at the back of the Giftshop. This, combined with chocolate chip cupcakes had the entire family in raptures. The children happily were choosing plaques to paint from our collection when another one of our artists popped into the Gallery.

Margaret Harding from York lives and breathes art. She quilts, paints and creates every day of her life. Her agreeable husband Alan goes along for the ride. Margaret had a box full of additional plagues to increase our stock and immediately volunteered to mix paints and run a kids' painting workshop. Right then and there...

Alan, resigned to his fate, settled on one of our comfy couches with the Weekend Australian newspaper. Margaret busied herself with our younger visitors. Artistic endeavour knew no bounds. The children had an absolute blast, whilst Mum and Dad, Angela and David, were free to browse in the Gallery.

At the completion of their masterpieces, the family departed, to return later to pick up the plaques when dry. As they walked out, our next budding artist, Owen raced in. Owen and his sister Olivia are already well known to us. Olivia, in high school and much more composed than her exuberant little brother, followed him in more sedately.

Sitting at the painting table, they launched into producing their own works of art. The air was buzzing with chatting and laughter. Their plaques finished, Owen asked Margaret to paint his face. Very soon afterwards, we had a tiger in our midst...

Margaret and Alan had driven from York to drop off the plaques, one of her bags for the Gallery and a superb new painting named "Winter Sky". Instead, she found herself orchestrating a lively and animated kids' workshop. She loved every second...

Naturally shattered at the end of this impromptu session, Margaret was revived with a fortifying glass of vino. Alan was still placidly reading the paper. And then, in a moment of complete insanity, Margaret offered her services on other occasions...

In the meantime, whilst Margaret recovers, she has given me a much-appreciated hand to continue our painting "parties" with very little effort on my part. We now have little pots of different colours made up, covered in glad-wrap and ready to go. Our shelves are bulging with plaques waiting to be chosen, painted, loved and cherished.

With another week of school holidays coming and Mothers' Day just around the corner, we now have the means, the motive and the opportunity for plenty of fun in the East End Gallery. For all the family!



Ready for business...


with serious contemplation...


taking pride in their art...


and rather pleased with their finished results.


Next, please!


Another satisfied customer...


with his mild-mannered sister...


before changing into his secret identity.


The lead artist in recovery mode...


and the aftermath of the "Aspiring Artists"table.

Thursday 14 April 2016

When One Door Closes, Another Opens...

Just when I think I'm comfortable with the somewhat skewed course of our lives, the Gods conspire to throw us off the deep end. Take this last week, for example. Nine days ago, we welcomed our French and very green backpackers, Bas and Pascou, to the House that Rocks. By Sunday, they had had experience helping Michael in the workshop and home sheds, been introduced to a red back spider and a snake named a gwardar (classified as dangerous!), participated as flaggies at the Motocross, been covered in mud and attempted to dry washing during an unusually wet April. In addition, we helped them source a car and paid work during the week. Monday to Friday for the next four weeks, they are part of a team repairing and cleaning a pub in a nearby town. Saturday and Sunday, they are back with us.

Exit one set of helpers on Monday morning. Immediately replaced with another willing worker and his trade assistant. Ryan McCoy wandered into the East End Gallery last Friday with Muddy Waters, a genial and well mannered ten-year-old Red Heeler.

On the road and in search of work, Ryan has swapped power and the use of our loo and bathroom for assisting Michael with moving metal, installing a couple of power points (YAY) and is looking for work, here in Heavenly Beverley and elsewhere.

Self-contained in his camper bus with a fully loaded ute, Ryan is available for electrical, mechanical, farm, yard, welding, MR truck driving and can turn his hand to most jobs. Being half the age of the Beverley Hillbillies, he has been a godsend!

I will be devastated when he and Muddy move on. (sob) Muddy has fitted into our menagerie with no issues. The Three Stooges have become the Awesome Foursome. And he acts as deputy curator and security detail at the East End Gallery.

Ryan is marvellously helpful and tidy around the house. Girls...he washes dishes and cleans kitchens. He can be contacted on 0429 775 585.

What a man!


Muddy, hard at work in the East End Gallery.


Ryan, a man who chews wall plugs!


Up...


up and away!


Muddy in anxiety mode...


whilst his Dad and honorary uncle are enjoying a well-deserved liquid refreshment.


Muddy at the end of a busy day, back in relaxed mode.



Tuesday 12 April 2016

It's Raining, it's Pouring...

We have been experiencing the most extraordinary weather since the beginning of 2016. Blazingly hot, interspersed with unexpected blasts of reasonably substantial rain. In the Wheatbelt during summer, we consider ourselves lucky if we have the odd thunderstorm to wet the parched ground.

The "average" rainfall to the end of April is about sixty-five millilitres for Beverley. This time last year, we were stoked to be just a little below that figure. So far, we have had one hundred and eighty millilitres for this year. That is only twenty millilitres under the entire rainfall for 2010, the driest year on record.

The Avon River, usually pretty dry until May, has been flowing since January. We have suffered from repeated invasions of B52 sized mosquitoes as a result. Sitting outside has been somewhat hazardous for our health, as the painful stinging of the nasty little buzzing creatures has been tiresome. We have had to resort to using lashings of insect repellent in order to enjoy the beautiful evenings.

Are the farmers overjoyed with all this rain? I should bloody well hope so...as the ground moisture will be marvellous for seeding. Knowing the temperament of some farmers, they will still be dissatisfied. Summer rain causes weed growth and autumn rain interferes with their burning regime. There is absolutely no such thing as an entirely happy farmer...

Today, the sky looks a little bit lighter. Or maybe I've just become accustomed to the gloomy skies.The forecast is suggesting a return to fine weather by Thursday. And we all believe the weatherman, don't we?!


Unexpectedly..



If in doubt...



enjoy...


and keep calm!


Weather is looking a tad more like normal April weather!