Wednesday 30 November 2016

Some Other Place, Somewhere, Some Other Time

Michael and I survived the trip east with the help of a sedative (for me), an array of reasonable airline food, some in flight entertainment and his beloved DSLR camera. Heading out of Brisbane in our zippy hire car, we endured bumper to bumper traffic for an hour before we could finally pick up some speed and put the Big Smoke behind us.

We arrived in the late afternoon at Mum's lovely little villa within the confines of the retirement village. We immediately dumped our gear and went to find Dad in the Care Centre. He was alone in the communal dining room, finishing off his evening meal. As I went over to greet him, his face lit up like a Christmas tree. I touched him and stroked him and held him and cuddled him. For quite a long time.

 Michael and Dad had their own sweet conversation whilst I went in search of Dad's bedroom within the building. Comfortable, bright and functional, but missing one vital appliance. His own radio, with headphones of course. Bingo! I knew what we would get him for the great occasion of his 92nd birthday next week.

Dad was a little older, a little more battered but still with his gentle features and astonishing head of silvery white curls. We stayed with him for an hour or so before we went out to dinner at a local Thai restaurant. Then back to the villa to unpack and settle down for the night. We were absolutely shattered. I wanted to sleep well, so I wasn't taking any chances. I took a sleeping tablet and swiftly drifted off to Cloud Cuckoo Land.

I woke with a start at 2.06. I was disoriented for a while. Interesting. I felt Mum was really close. The night had cooled enough to pull up a blanket. Michael was sound asleep. I cuddled into him and returned to slumber.

Morning arrived. A gloriously cool sub-tropical dawn. Slow start. Catching up on days of e-mails and trawling through Facebook. Wondering how to start writing this post. A trip to the Cutting Edge salon, in central Coolum Beach, run by sisters Liz and Kate, to rip and tint my rampant eyebrows. In spite of becoming hopelessly lost several times and arriving hideously late for my appointment, they forgave this Wild Woman from the West and tamed my eyebrows and lip into some semblance of civility. With a hot cup of tea to boot.

Then, a lunchtime visit to Dad with history magazines and his magnifying glass. He was having physio along with two other residents. The care staff were attentive and welcoming. Once again, I held him and stroked his hair like there was no tomorrow. I returned with him to his room and set him up in his favoured chair with the mags for afternoon company. He looked like the cat that had swallowed the canary.

Better still was to come. More of the family had arrived with enough food for the Fifth Battalion. Forty years melted away as I was swept up by my brother Michael's embrace. My childhood companion and best friend had finally come back to me.

I had forgotten his enormous chocolate brown eyes were like deep pools to his soul. I had forgotten his laugh and his voice. Now, I drank him up, vowing never to lose contact with him again. We talked non-stop and I took him to see Dad. Their expressions towards each other were almost indescribable - years of absence blasted away by a tsunami of warmth and belonging and love.

I left them together and returned to the villa. En route I met the administrative staff, fearless leader Michelle and second-in-charge Karen. They gave me valuable minutes of their time just to talk with me. Years of guilt drifted away from my shoulders as I unwound with them.

Kerin had taken charge of the kitchen with extraordinary precision. She would have been quite at home running logistical support for the armed forces. David was in overall command of the good ship Hosking Family. There was endless laughter, along with much chatting and tea and fruit cake.

Later we all hopped into the little blue car and took off for some emergency supplies at the supermarket and bottle shop. The afternoon was completed by visiting one of the many lookouts over the magnificent thunder of the Pacific Ocean.

Dinner, vino, beer, talking and more laughing. A foot massage for David. I gave up attempting to finish this post as the internet was proving to be most uncooperative. Which is why I am sitting in the quietness of our second sunrise and hearing the bird song and one of my sleeping brothers. Waiting for the third brother to complete this gathering of the clan.

As we all gear up for the celebration of  Mum's life.


Back with my darling Dad.


His awesome smile.


Father and youngest son reunited.



Our Captain and his Lady in typical conservative pose.


Tuesday 15 November 2016

Bye Mum...

Mum died sometime last night. In her kitchen without her wheelie-walker. So she fell. And nobody was with her. My Dad has been in care at their retirement village for a couple of months. I last spoke to her several weeks ago. She rang me, which was unusual for her. Maybe she knew she was on borrowed time. And in her usual mercurial style, she admitted she hadn't told Dad he was still living in their estate. She said she didn't want him popping home for lunch. So my Mum.

She'd had another fall and was confined to barracks. Because she was in pain, I tried to lighten her mood. I can still hear the echoes of her laughter in my heart as I chatted about our lives, the Three Stooges, Madame Cat and the Pirate Parrot. That was a wonderful conversation.

Shortly afterwards, Mum was admitted into a rehab facility to get her pain medication evened out. She had been home in her unit for a couple of weeks. My brother David had spoken to me about coming over to Coolum to see them. Michael and I decided we would go after settlement and hopefully around Dad's 92nd birthday. I hadn't seen either of them since April in 2012. We had not parted on great terms. They had wanted to live with us in a granny flat, then they had wanted to go back to Queensland, then they had wanted to live in Balladong Retirement Village in York and then they had wanted to build the granny flat again.  I had put my foot down. the retirement village or nothing. Mum, furious that I wouldn't follow her crazy-paving pathway, returned the two of them to the Sunshine Coast. I was torn apart by my guilt.

The last four years of her life have not been easy. Increasingly thin and frail, with Dad needing more care, they finally seemed to be getting enough in-home care. Last year, Mum was in hospital for three months whilst Dad partied in their home. He was chauffeured, supplied with dinners and enjoyed the odd glass of red and the TV at full throttle. Mum was labelled a "difficult" patient and bitterly resented her internment. Because my darling Mum never had the personal insight to see the trail of wreckage she left in her wake.

Mum was the brightest star in the universe and the Spanish Inquisition in one tiny person. I loved her, but I was frightened of her. I longed to be completely honest with her, but that enraged her. She was hugely intelligent and always doubted her talents. She wanted a happy family with lots of children but seemed incapable to consistent mothering. I never knew whether I would receive incredible warmth or extreme rejection. I lost count of the number of times I cried myself to sleep because I'd displeased her. If she was angry, she would play us off, one against the other. One of us was always on the outer. And she would give us all the silent treatment - for days, weeks, months or years.  And I was always drawn back to her like a moth to a flame.

A few weeks ago, I was reading an article on Borderline Personality Disorder in the Weekend Australian newspaper. I was absolutely mesmerised - the symptoms described all manifested in Mum. People with this disorder are often accused of malingering, of attention seeking, of grandstanding. And they feel intensely and have no locus of control. Hence they often abuse alcohol or drugs or attempt to control other aspects of their lives. They may attempt suicide to end their emotional pain. In Mum's case, she drank, smoked, appeared to have episodes of severe depression, talked about suicide and used Epsom Salts to keep herself painfully thin.

Every time she was unhappy, the family moved. I lived in ten houses in seventeen years. I changed schools five times. There were casualties along the way. My brother Michael went off the rails and has been estranged from the rest of the family for many years. I looked for stable love and married very young. Only in the last seven years have I experienced unconditional happiness with Michael.

And yet I miss her terribly. I had hoped to see her in the next month and just hold her frail little person close to me and tell her I loved her. This will not happen. Except we are still going. To see my darling Dad, hopefully alive, and feel Mum's extraordinary presence one last time.

Unfortunately, I have very few  photographs of Mum and none online. In some ways, she would like that. To maintain an air of mystery.

I love you, my darling Mum. Rest in peace.




Monday 14 November 2016

Oh, I think I'm Going out of My Head...

Over you, over you
I want you to want me
I need you so badly
I can't think of anything but you

And I think I'm goin' out of my head
'Cause I can't explain the tears that I shed
Over you, over you
I see you each morning
But you just walk past me
You don't even know that I exist

Goin' out of my head over you
Out of my head over you
Out of my head, day and night
Night and day and night, wrong or right

I must think of a way into your heart
There's no reason why my being shy should keep us apart
And I think I'm goin' out of my head
Yes, I think I'm goin' out of my head

Goin' out of my head over you
Out of my head over you
Out of my head, day and night
Night and day and night
Wrong or right
Night and day and oh

Out of my head over you
Night and day and night
Wrong or right
Goin' out of my head, hey baby
Out of my head, goin' out of my head
Yeah yeah yeah, ooh ooh, baby
Over you, out of my head

Well, I, I think, I think, I think
I'm goin' out of my head
Well, I, I think, I think, I think
I'm goin' out of my head
Well, I, I think, I think, I think
I'm goin' out of my head
Well, I, I think, I think, I think
I'm goin' out of my head
Well, I, I think, I think, I think
I'm goin' out of my head
Well, I, I think, I think, I think
I'm goin' out of my head

Out of my head
Out of my head

I see you each morning
You just walk past me
You don't even know that I exist

Goin' out of my head over you
Out of my head over you
Out of my head
Day and night
Night and day and night
Wrong or right
Goin' out of my head
Goin' out of my head
Day and night
Goin' out of my head, ooh baby


This song is destined to become my mantra at the moment.

I received a phone call from Homeswest - sorry, the Housing Authority (what a beige name) - during the morning. Michael had just gone out the door to see the shire when the sticky brown stuff  hit the propellors of the cooling implement. Then, it was on for young and old.

The Housing Authority, bless their cotton socks, had an accommodation offer for Alex. He signed a new six-month lease agreement on his current private rental three weeks ago. He has been on the Wait List for seven years and seven months and on the Priority (no, it's not a wait list, apparently) List for two years and seven months. And after begging the powers that be if there were any accommodation offers three weeks ago, they have suddenly found a suitable property. They also insisted they had sent Alex a letter informing him of this glorious occasion. Which he hasn't received yet.

And after repeatedly asking them to contact me first, the young lady admitted she had called Alex before me. Which was why she was now ringing me because she had talked to Alex first. The mind boggles.

I was promised, again, they would use me as the primary contact for Alex. Now onto the particulars of the property. Sorry, they couldn't tell me anything, not even the suburb. By this time, I was a tad agitated. And of course, when his lease expires in May, the Housing Authority may not have a property for him...

So we are caught between the ever-present rock and the hard place. If Alex views the Housing Authority property and likes it, he has to break his private lease. Then he would be responsible for the costs of ALL the real estate agency's advertising, photos and other expenses, including ongoing rent. And then we will go through this whole fiasco in May. And he isn't allowed to sub-let - all procedures have to go through the real estate agency...

Ye Gods, somebody help me. PLEASE.


I repeat, not happy Jan...



you lot are about as useful as tits on a bull...



and you couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery...



and this is the nicest noun I could use...


and this is why I am on anti-depressants and anti-anxiety medication!

Friday 11 November 2016

Surprise Attack!

Due to Michael's nifty parking of Kermit adjacent to the gazebo, our bed was shaded from the early morning sun. I woke, feeling totally refreshed. The previous few months had been ragged and I had been persistently dog-tired. After a whole week away from all our responsibilities, I had regained my old vim, vigour, and vitality.

I watched Michael sleeping, not wishing to disturb him. When he was deeply asleep, all the worry lines in his face relaxed and smoothed, giving an impression of the boy he'd been. I smiled, not wanting to lose the moment. The morning was cool and breezy, ideal conditions for fossicking.

Once His Majesty was awake, we conducted all morning routines at an easy pace. Even so, we were ready to take a cruise around beautiful downtown Siberia just before ten o'clock. Whilst in Kalgoorlie, Michael had pinpointed the location of Siberia's boilers, just slightly further along the Golden Quest Discovery Trail. That seemed like an excellent spot to begin our day's activities.

Michael had taught me well. The early mining centres held an ongoing fascination and appreciation for both of us. I was enthralled by the physical remnants of the past, the ghosts who had left tantalising clues and the "Sleeping Beauty" comparison of the Goldfields woodland reclaiming the discarded towns and diggings.

Siberia's boilers were quite visible from the track once we had travelled far enough. Beyond them were the towering banks of the cyanide dams. But no evidence of head frames or other machinery or shafts to explain the presence of local gold mining that would be associated with cyanide dams. Quite the conundrum.

We mused long and hard. The boilers may be have been part of a water condensing operation, as there was precious little drinking water about. Why were the dams there if there was no processing at the site? And nearby was the wreckage of an ancient windmill, which just added to the mystery. We moved on, none the wiser.

Back towards the crossroads was a mass of abandoned shafts, trenches, and other miscellaneous diggings. All of this man-made interference was being swallowed by the bush, creating a surreal environment. Trees were growing out of shafts and on top of discarded piles of rock, as well as everywhere in between. An extraordinary place.

We followed a track up one of the ridges and parked Kermit in the shade. Michael was doubtful we'd find any metal of value to add to our collection, declining to bring his fossicking bag. Initially, he seemed to be correct. Again. There was almost nothing metallic left around this upended landscape. Not that we were any less excited. The ground itself was both stunning and challenging - full of rocks and boulders, with some beautiful white quartz here and there. Mining at Siberia would have been hazardous, back-breaking and often soul-destroying. The climate was not conducive to comfort - unbearably hot in summer and bitterly cold in winter. People died through lack of water or exposure, apart from those who didn't succumb to illness or injuries.

Michael was to regret leaving his bag in the car. As we ventured past the last of the shafts, we discovered the remains of their camps - tins of all sorts, water barrels, tools, implements, and trinkets. With only a solitary bag fit to burst, we carefully and gratefully made our way back to Kermit.

There was another part of the area we wished to explore. Now that Siberia's streetscape had been revealed to us on Google Earth, we were champing at the bit to find evidence of her residents. After a couple of false starts, we found a definite "road" that had run along the southern boundary of the town. We could see the wide streets, essential for the movement of horses and wagons. We pottered along these echoes of Siberia, discovering discarded and broken everyday items, Like everywhere in the Goldfields', Siberia's residents would have wasted nothing.

Shortly afterward, we called "time". We had been fossicking all morning and the unforgiving ground had taken its toll on our feet. We needed to return to our camp for a well-deserved rest.

We were totally unprepared for the scene of carnage that greeted us. We didn't need to guess the identity of the intruders. They had left incriminating evidence everywhere. Footprints were on the table, rubbish was strewn all about, the morning dishes were on the ground, our soap had been brutally and repeatedly pecked, the air pump box had been violated and its cord unravelled and attempts had been made to open the sugar container. Worst of all, the culprits had taken a liking to both my tea bags and hot chocolate sachets. They had raided my stash and consumed rather a lot. I hoped they were both dehydrated with bloated bellies for their crimes.

We had paid the price of our slack security. We had noted Russell and his missus casing the joint and they had taken full advantage of our absence. The moral of this story - never trust a pair of crows.

Cleaning up was both irksome and tiring. We slept the afternoon away. With the sun still warm, we took the opportunity for our first bucket bath of the trip. The spare tarp was laid out, the fire was stoked and the kettle filled to the brim and boiled for the occasion. the large basin took pride of place with the soap, flannel, towels and our fresh clothes all within easy reach on one of the chairs. We took turns splashing and sploshing the water all over us. Although not as cleansing as a shower, we were immensely satisfied with our impromptu bathroom set-up.

Dusk was jaw-dropping. And with the later moon rise, we were privileged to sit beneath a theatre of stars from horizon to horizon. The Milky Way was present in all her glory. We enjoyed our dinner and vino in front of the roaring fire, a hint of sandalwood delighting our noses.

And in spite of the crows' dastardly deeds, we'd had yet another marvellous day. This was living.



Warning - nudity


Bucket bath time!


Feeling rather pleased with myself post bath.



Late afternoon at Siberia.




Evening views.

Sunday 6 November 2016

Catching Time

The greatest gift of this trip was time. Together and uninterrupted. At Siberia, we had no access to the internet and almost no mobile signal. Every now and then, usually around early evening, phone service would miraculously appear for a minute or so and then vanish back into cyberspace. Having become somewhat of an online creature of habit, I had found the absence of the World Wide Web surprisingly noticeable at first. After no communications interference for nearly three days, I was revelling again in the simplest of pleasures - the sighing and swaying of the Goldfields woodland, the chatter of the curious birds and the opportunity for sustained conversation with each other.

The previous evening had involved much discussion of our proposed house, "Station Cottage", which we planned to build behind the Gallery. We discovered, with some astonishment, that there had been unspoken misunderstandings about our next home.  These had been noted and solved, key features of the house's layout had been decided and we had even considered ways of  new income sources. And we had been able to achieve this exercise through unhurried and undisturbed time on our own.

We woke to a much warmer gazebo. The chill had retreated and we rose to a glorious and cloudless Goldfields sky with just enough breeze for our early morning comfort. Michael started Kermit to grind new coffee beans, using our inverter. Talk about slumming it. Our first cups of tea and coffee in our camp chairs were most satisfactory. And the air was moving just enough to keep the flying foes at bay, so sitting outside was still pleasurable.

Little birds flittered and twittered and beeped and sang all around us. We noticed, with much amusement and some apprehension, that Russell Crow and his missus had located our camp. They were watching us from a nearby tree and carrying on an extremely animated conversation. Michael tried his usual pointing a stick and "BANG" expression to no avail. The crows merely gave him a rather pitying look and returned to their discussion. We knew, from past experience, that these clever and cunning birds were Up To No Good. Plotting was clearly afoot. We would have to be very careful not to leave any tempting items about for them to destroy or steal.

In the meantime, we were looking exceedingly worse for wear. After two days without showers, predictable skirmishes with pointy bushes and sharp firewood, Michael was sporting an impressive array of scratches and scrapes on both his arms, whilst my feet appeared to have been stabbed with a very small blade. Repeatedly.

Our washing water container had reduced in volume and needed replenishment. The gas bottle was spluttering and burping. signalling near emptiness. And in that unexpected window of mobile coverage, we had arranged to meet Wayne Glasson, our Man in Kalgoorlie for lunch at Ora Banda. We were pretty sure that the Ora Banda Inn would have showers for filthy fossickers and maybe even gas for our bottle refill.

Michael set off for his morning ablutions. He was quite a while, but there was nothing particularly unusual about that. When he did return, he sheepishly confessed that he had left the toilet seat to engage in some quick investigation. His sense of direction failed him for once and he was most embarrassed. He knew the direction back to camp, but the toilet seat remained elusive for an unsettlingly lengthy period. Eventually, he recovered the errant toilet seat and walked back into camp to Tell All. I'm afraid I did laugh.

The day was taking shape. Michael was eager to clap his eyes on the "Linger and Die" abandoned mine. He just couldn't resist the name. I wanted to visit the Siberia cemetery. Then we would drive the twenty kilometres or so to Ora Banda and meet Wayne for lunch.

Oh, the great plans of mice and men rarely go smoothly. The old mine proved very difficult to find. We tried two different tracks that Michael had researched on Google Earth. We drove through some very inhospitable country and found precisely nothing. Not a skerrick of metal. On our way towards the crossroads, we detoured up a bone-shaking track to a huge open cut operation. Around the mine was devoid of vegetation and the only metal was a lonesome sea container, filled with dirt and rock, its doors seized in an open position. Was this place "Linger and Die"? Is so, it was decidedly depressing and none too welcoming. We left.

Siberia's cemetery was about as thrilling as the mine we'd failed to identify. Next, Michael tried to find Siberia's old boilers to show me. Absolutely no luck. Michael was quite adamant the boilers were where he remembered and the road route must have changed. I considered he might just have an over-inflated ego or have forgotten the location. He was most unimpressed by my opinion.

We decided to cut our losses and head for Ora Banda and hopefully, hot running water. We slowed down for Daddy Emu, out for a morning stroll with his chicks. Further along, we passed a rather menacing snake lying on the edge of the road. Unable to determine the state of its health, we stayed in Kermit. Michael took photos whilst I watched the snake for any movement or surprise attack. We were pretty sure he was very dead.

Ora Banda was closed. Bollocks. We wandered around the Inn for about fifteen minutes, but nobody materialised to welcome us. We were due to meet Wayne there for lunch and we were concerned by the absence of anyone at all. The day was not progressing well.

We had no mobile signal but there was a functioning pay phone on site. We rang Wayne's mobile, which went straight to his messagebank. We were left with few options. We needed water and gas and a shower so we started off in the direction of Kalgoorlie. Our hope was that we would see Wayne heading towards us and be able to flag him down.

Once in range, we reached Wayne on his mobile. He hadn't left Kalgoorlie and kindly offered the use of his home's facilities. Bliss. So, without further ado, we hot-footed ourselves and Kermit towards Civilisation.

Wayne's bathroom was a present from God. Actually, any reasonable bathroom would have done, but the showerhead was wide and generous and warm. Mountains of red were sluiced off our bodies. We washed our hair and brushed our teeth. I even shaved my legs. We washed each other's backs and luxuriated in the heavy stream of droplets. In clean clothes from undies to jeans, we looked decent enough to be seen in public once again.

Wayne declined our invitation for lunch. He was subdued and sore. Whilst driving at the local speedway on the weekend, he'd come to a sticky end and was rather bruised and battered. And he may have been feeling the stresses of modern life more acutely as a result. He had a day off but his wife Sam was at work. He had the TV and the cat as companions. He talked about some concerns in his life and he didn't seem satisfied with his work. Yet, here was a chap on a good salary package with an investment property and disposable income. Maybe time to just sit and be was missing. He and Sam led a fairly frenetic lifestyle and I doubted they would in each other's company and able to relax on a frequent basis.

We filled our water container from Wayne's front hose and took our leave of him. He was rather a sad and forlorn figure and we hoped his mood would lift as his body recovered.

On the way into Hannan Street, we bought a new gas bottle. Then lunch back at the Inner City Cafe. Sandwiches, tea and coffee for under fifteen dollars. An absolute bargain. Whilst we were seated for our meal, we checked the weather, bank accounts, Facebook and Google Earth. Better still, we were able to confirm that I was correct in my assertions of Siberia's actual location. Oh, sweet victory. Knowing my woeful sense of direction, Michael was rendered speechless and had to eat humble pie.

Milk, olive oil for our pasta dishes, beer and vino, snacks and two bags of ice completed necessary purchases. Just after four o'clock, we loaded the shopping, jumped into Kermit and headed away from the bright lights of the Big Smoke. Travelling up the bitumen, we passed the Gidgi Roaster, which was thankfully not operating and mine sites, some abandoned and some active and established. Paddington Mine, with its mullock heaps as far as the eye could see, struck me, again, with its monstrous proportions. And it was only one of many mining operations scattered over the length and breadth of the entire Goldfields.

We arrived back at Siberia with plenty of daylight still remaining. I busied myself with some minor domestic chores whilst Michael lit the fire. The moon didn't rise until after eight o'clock so we enjoyed dinner and vino under a breathtakingly starry sky. And then, being very tired, it was time for me to retire to bed.


The unexpected...


the somewhat scary...


the beautiful...


Making time. It's a gift.

Friday 4 November 2016

Good morning, Siberia!

During the night, the wind eased considerably and the temperature plummetted with the open moonlit night. Tucked up in our gazebo, we were none the wiser. In fact, I became so warm that I removed my black woolly hat during the wee hours of the morning as I was in danger of cooking.

Morning greeted us with the buzzing of our flying foes. As we had already constructed the insect version of Fort Knox, they were unable to annoy us up close and personally. We blew raspberries at them and rose at our leisure. After the usual morning routine - tea, coffee, porridge, and ablutions - the Captain was ready for an expedition whilst the air was still cool. I was quite happy in my chair, scribbling away. However his logic for an earlier start was difficult to fault, so I reluctantly lifted my rear end from its comfortable position and answered the Leader's Call to Duty.

Once we were ready with bags, hats, fly nets and water, I  had recovered my enthusiasm. We set off on a giant clockwise direction away from our lovely clearing. Michael remembered Siberia from a previous camp as not being overly impressive. And he thought the country had been more open with well-defined tracks and easy navigation. Either he had lost his mind (again) or the excellent winter rainfall had transformed our location. The Goldfields woodland was green and thick, the wildflowers a delight and we began uncovering the metal treasures we were seeking.

Michael's initial disdain was dissipating. And Siberia was throwing up more questions than answers. What appeared to be the town tip was nowhere near the designated townsite. Yet close to the tip were broken bricks and edging of sheds and old tangled chicken wire. Those remains certainly suggested dwellings of some sort.  Google Earth and the official town sign vehemently disagreed on Siberia's precise location. Hence, our thorough reconnaissance of the whole area.

We kept walking. And we stumbled on yet another mystery. Tucked deep in the scrub was an elaborate set-up of stone foundations and an adjacent underground  tank. The structure rose a metre in the air and four solid wooden posts had stood in each of the four corners. Two of the poles had fallen down. A pattern of wooden pegs had been hammered into the ground. And metal items were scattered all around the intriguing ruins. We poked and fossicked for quite some time, eventually moving on, none the wiser of its purpose, operation or the ghosts who had worked there.

Late morning brought the heat of the day. And our feet were aching. Trusting Michael's instincts, I followed his cross country lead. We sat down on some rather stony ground in the shade next to some lonely diggings. We regretted our inability to materialise a couple of  camp stools right when we needed them. More and more, getting older on bush trips was causing us some trials. Sitting down had involved a semi-controlled drop. Getting up was an ordeal. I was aghast and amused at the same moment. Remembering some physio advice for "recovering after a fall", we rolled onto our knees and then pushed ourselves off the unforgiving ground with our gloved hands. Ye Gods, we needed more mod cons for our adventures.

Michael's navigational skills were spot on. Whilst I had absolutely no idea where we were and would have made the Worst Expedition Commander ever, his sense of direction led us right back to our camp. Gratefully, we sank into our chairs in the shade. We had drunk plenty of water so Michael required a cleansing ale. I helped myself to his beer to create a shandy. Feeling pleasantly weary, we retreated to our fly free bed fro an afternoon kip.

Several hours later, we finally awoke. Michael had taken an extraordinary five days to recover his equilibrium. My own disturbances involving spider bites and ambulances had also taken its toll on me and I had needed a long satisfying sleep to catch up. We looked at each other, feeling totally relaxed at last.

We snacked on crackers and cheese and then began a local search for suitable implements to repair and reinforce the fireplace. After the blast of the previous night's  uncooperative rock, the boundary iron sheets were sadly wobbly and lopsided. We picked up some metal rods and a small rusted frame, a few bricks and a discarded survey stake. Returning to our camp for the reconstruction of the Six Million Dollar Fireplace, Michael tackled this task with relish whilst I caught up on washing the day's dishes.

Darkness fell and almost immediately, the overstuffed circle of the full moon rose to lighten our surroundings. There was no wind. Whilst I scribed, Michael cooked a smashing dinner of pumpkin pasta with chicken breast. Meal preparation was fast and the results were hot and tasty.

Our evening entertainment was brought by the survey stake which was supposed to be supporting one of the fireplace's iron sheet sides. The stake had dodged consumption by termites. Now, in its moment of glory, it failed to perform its allotted function. Instead of standing to attention, the bloody stake caught fire. Michael doused it with water and gave the offending stake a severe lecture about its deficit of work ethic.

And so, on an absolutely perfect October night, we sat watching the stunning spectacle of the full moon, enjoying the warmth of a crackling fire and listening to the Goldfields' night sounds. A single owl hooted loudly at our presence. We'd had a wonderful day.


A sea of metal. 


Around our camp.


The mysterious tank...


and Stout Cortez on the unusual structure.


Walk in the late afternoon.


 The rebuilt fireplace. The stake is on the left.


Moonrise at Siberia.

Thursday 3 November 2016

A Tail Wind to Siberia

I was intermittently aware of howling winds during the night. Given my fatigue, I kept  drifting back to sleep. Michael was beside me and I assumed that if he wasn't worried, all was well. Unlike me, he was profoundly alert to the violent flapping of the gazebo and slept very badly. Periodically, he was forced from bed to tighten the galloping gazebo's ropes and pegs. Our relatively flimsy shelter seemed intent on entering low earth orbit.

Just before dawn, the storm was at its height. The wind was at screaming velocity and we huddled together, watchful and alarmed by the weather's ferocity. Michael's jeans and my bra were hanging off the roof's supporting bars and I had a fleeting vision of our clothing masquerading as Dorothy and Toto flying away with the gazebo.

Our miraculous survival improved our mood, along with the morning light . We reluctantly rose, dressed and set about dismantling the camp at Bonnie Vale. Slowly, carefully and methodically. The excitable gusts of wind dictated our every move. The gazebo roof was rather tricky to subdue. On our second attempt, we tamed the wildly flapping material and shoved it unceremoniously into its bag.

The dishes were washed, dried and packed away one at a time so they wouldn't blow away. We sorted our boxes, organised Kermit, and the trusty trailer, and ended up far more ordered than when we had departed from Beverley. We were suitably amused by this observation.

On our way, we stopped at the abandoned mine workings to collect the stamp head battery base plate. Michael wandered off and discovered the remains of the boilers. He returned with only a few items to add to our collection. We farewelled Bonnie Vale and went breezily on our way to Coolgardie for the last shower and fresh clothes in ablutions pretty close to luxury.

Whilst we were at the roadhouse, I  made a startling realisation, accompanied by that unmistakable sinking feeling. Horror of horrors, I hadn't brought enough of Michael's meds.  And I had no repeat prescriptions. We were going to have to find a doctor. Bollocks.

I rang the Kalgoorlie Hospital. The amiable Tim, on phone reception, directed us to the Boulder Medical Centre. He assumed, correctly, that we did not wish to go old and grey waiting to be seen in a hospital emergency department. But, first things first. Michael declared he was hungry.

We revisited the Inner City Cafe on Hannan Street. Sushi and a pot of tea for me. A delicious chicken burger with chips filled the hollow space in Michael's stomach. Then we were off to the quacks in Boulder.

The medicos' waiting room was packed. Half of Boulder obviously needed to see a doctor. However, we had no choice. Michael needed these prescriptions. So, we amused ourselves with the newspaper, and I charged my laptop (again) and logged onto Facebook and Google Earth, Then I participated in a spot of shopping. Just as my computer's battery was filled to capacity, we were ushered into the young Asian doctor's inner chamber. She was articulate, witty and very thorough. She inspected Michael's spotty arms, checked his blood pressure and wrote the necessary scripts. We were impressed with her care. And we now had knowledge of a medical centre we could attend in the case of illness or injury whilst in the Goldfields.

Quick stops for the necessary meds and fuel for Kermit and we were ready to leave Kalgoorlie's hustle and bustle behind. I was really excited.We were revisiting memories.

In October of 2009, Michael and I had launched forth into our very first Goldfields trip. Unbeknown to me, Michael was quietly and deliberately testing my mettle. Neither of his previous wives had displayed the slightest interest in his passions - for the Goldfields, for her history, her symbols and her ability to tell stories. And certainly not for Michael's original metal sculptures, which he created as scaffolding to share the goldfields' tales. When I met him, he had already decided that if I couldn't share these passions, I would be for the kybosh.

Fortunately for me, being besotted with the man meant I was receptive to his love affair with the red dirt, abandoned mine sites and the shadowy echoes of the deconstructed towns. His storytelling was engaging and his contagious enthusiasm brought the Goldfields to life. By the conclusion of that initial trip, Michael was having to drag me out of the tips and "resource centres" he had shown me. I remember shouting at him, "just five more minutes! This is so cool."

North to Siberia. I could appreciate the meaning behind the name. For the miners and their families, this place must have seemed so remote and harsh and lonely. Yet for me, coming to Siberia was like arriving in paradise.

The country was extraordinary. There had been plenty of recent rain. Little plants were wriggling their heads through the surface of the earth. Wildflowers were everywhere - showy and vibrant waves of pink and yellow and purple and white.

Leaving the gravel road, we poked along faint tracks until we found a beautiful little clearing bordered by mature eucalypts and the swaying singing tall scrub. We were surrounded by firewood and open ground to build a decently warm fire. We set about pitching the gazebo. We decided to attach both the solid and flyscreened "walls" as well to maintain our inner sanctum as a no-fly zone.

With us both working steadily, we still didn't complete the camp until well after dark. The night was chilly and Michael wasted no time constructing a fireplace, lined with old iron sheets to keep our fire safely contained. He had added rocks as steadying supports for the sheeting. We sat close to the building heat until a succession of unexpected explosions began peppering us with fiery debris. One of the rocks had taken it upon itself to disintegrate, noisily and spectacularly. Hastily retreating, we felt like we were in a disaster movie, dodging the eruptive fury of an active volcano. With a final ear-splitting blast, the rock broke completely apart, but not before sending a shower of vividly red embers in our general direction.

We retired to bed soon afterward. Being attacked by our fireplace had not been on our evening agenda and the excitement was all too much.  We felt the pressing need to snuggle into our cosy camp bed in our insect free enclosure.



Siberian sunset


In the beginning...


there was a small fire...


which grew bigger...


and bigger. And that is when the explosions started!