Friday, 23 June 2023

Grey Skies, Watery Stuff and Glorious Mud...In the Desert?!

This is the story of rain in the Western Australian outback. A landscape of very red open country and scanty scrub with limited trees. Most of these plants are low acacia, salt bush, euphorbia, flannel bush, spinifex and other native grasses. Survival of the fitness is the natural order of the desert. Until there is rain...

Our last day in Cue was devoted to a nostalgic trip down Memory Lane to Nallan Station. Cloud cover began to stream across the sky, initially white and streaky. As the afternoon progressed, the clouds became thicker and the light gloomier. This change in the weather didn't dampen our spirits at all as we were immersed in Nallan's atmosphere. 

The station had been mightily upgraded since we'd last visited in 2021. The caravan sites were been neatened up, grass was appearing here and there, an Airbnb had been established in one of the houses, and the shearers' quarters, camp kitchen and bathrooms had all been renovated. We spent a few agreeable couple of hours chatting to camp hosts, Karl and Marlene, enjoying coffee (they had a machine!) and splendid home baked cupcakes. I pottered around the property, snapping photos here, there and everywhere. The Corgi "guard dogs" were unperturbed by my presence, the chooks were marginally psycho, the guinea fowl as stupid as ever, the cows shy and the pigs would have liked to have eaten my fingers. Hence, I kept my distance!

I realised, with rather a shock, that Michael's sculpture, created in 1999, during the inaugural Cue Fest, had disappeared off the wall of the ablutions. In its place was a very attractive mural of local bird life. After my initial reaction, I calmed down. Old metal artifacts had been scattered attractively around the area and the vibe indicated that Michael's sculpture, although dismantled, was still about in various nooks and crannies. Perhaps, with new owners, and after twenty-four years since Michael had produced the sculpture over the Easter weekend in 1999, the update was merely a sign of progress.

We moved onto Nallan Lake, a touch further north. Marlene had provided us with directions to access the free camping spots, but we initially drove straight past that track. And then, suddenly, Nallan Lake was there. Full. In all his years of travelling in the outback, Michael had never seen so much water. The lake had actually burst its banks and was receding after an obvious downpour. We tramped around the edges, our boot soles sinking into the incredibly sticky mud. We began to view the prolific bird life that had taken up residence in this renewed bounty.

We then retraced our steps to the free camping zone. The lake was just as impressive on the opposite side. We chatted amiably with one of the campers whilst staring awe-struck at the water, the birds and the vegetation. An entire bank of trees were semi-submerged half way across the lake. They were probably just as surprised as we were.

Our final destination for the afternoon was Milly's Soak, which had originally supplied water to Cue and then become a favourite picnic ground for a weekend lunch. The location had also served as a field hospital during the typhoid outbreak in 1893 and three graves marked this sombre period of Cue's existence. We were duly impressed and also mesmerised by the beauty of the country. Water was obviously the key to all life in the outback.

By late in the afternoon, the light was fading and the sky threateningly overcast. We drove back to Cue, gathered the washing and battened down for the evening. Throughout the night, my mind kept racing with possibilities if the Landor Road from Meekatharra to Mt Augustus was closed by inclement weather. 

The universe was on our side. The following morning, the rain did not begin until we were pulling into Meeka. Filling up with fuel and picking up lunch, a local in the queue informed me that there had been precious little rain out of town and the Landor Road was still open. 

We hotfooted Will and Lily away from Meeka before the rain became heavier. With only a few short, sharp bursts of rain, drizzle was our main companion on our run to Mount Gould, an 1888 police station and lockup that had been funded by the surrounding station owners. This dot on the landscape was literally in the middle of nowhere. After a quick jaunt around the buildings, we made camp in a pleasant spot a couple of kilometres up the road. There, we lit a delightful fire with abundant wood all around, braved the elements with our waterproof jackets and sat around the warmth with an excellent vino...or two.

Once inside our cosy van, the only options were conversation, map reading and then bed. The rain continued throughout the night, which did not deter the odd visitor. When we emerged into the much sunnier morning light, we were amused to note the kangaroo tracks right next to the window facing our bed. Some nosy Parker had risen up on his back legs and peered in at some stage of the night!

Our drive onto Mount Augustus was blissfully easy. The mud took some time to dry out so the dust entering Will was less that expected...(I still had to conduct a major sweep, wipe and mop when we arrived). We had lunch on a beautiful ridge just out of Landor Station. Our next stop was to see the gnamma holes, found in granite rock, with permanent water underneath, known by the local Wajarri people for millennia.

All through the mid-afternoon, we became aware of the enormity of Mount Augustus in the distance. The size of Burringurrah (the Wajarri title) just was unlike any rock we had ever seen. Filling the entire horizon, we became more and more excited as we approached. 

We were weary, muddy and elated as we arrived at the Mount Augustus Tourist Park. The rock, ever present, was the main feature just outside this extremely attractive park. We were more than thrilled to be dwarfed by its majesty.

 

At Nallan Station -

  

 


 The conveniences in 2016 with Michael's sculpture...

  

And in June 2023...

  

Extremely fierce guard dogs!

  

 

 

Nallan gardens and the Airbnb...

 

Resident chook...

  

Guinea fowl...

  

Cattle...


The 3 not-so-little pigs...

  

Nallan Station camp hosts Karl and Marlene...

  

Mid afternoon at Lake Nallan...

  

Water here...

  

There...

  

And everywhere!

  

 

  

Milly well...

  

Typhoid victims...

  

 

  

 

  

Arriving in nowhere...

  

 

 

When in doubt, light a warm fire...

  

After the rain -

  

 

  

Our spot near Mount Gould...

  

Our visitor would make a hopeless burglar!

 

 Mount Gould, in the morning sun...

 
Lovely permanent waterway next to the old police precinct...
 
 

Spot the wedgie in the tree (wedge-tailed eagle)...

 
Gascoyne River at Landor...

 

 
Post lunch cuppa...

 
Interested bystanders...

 
Gnamma hole in granite close to Mount Augustus...

 
Solitary in pink...

 
Our first photograph of Burringurrah...


And the following morning.



 

Sunday, 18 June 2023

Did Michael's MacGyver Instincts Finally Meet Their Match?

We have now been resident in Cue for two full days. As we pulled into the excellent caravan park and set up on our most ideal site opposite the loos, we were full of plans as to how we were going to spend our time in this tiny and very historic town. As we had visited Far Cue previously on multiple occasions, our itinerary was fairly succinct.

We wanted to visit Nallan Lake to view the wildlife, check that Michael's sculpture was still intact at Nallan Station and then partake in a spot of fossicking on the edges of town. Nothing too complicated, one would think.

Oh, the great plans of mice and men. With the possibility of adding to our rusty metal collection, we decided that we had to rationalise the back of the Ute. This task of sorting took Michael most of our first day. Whilst he tackled and improved Lily's capacity to hold more objects, I was on my own mission from God and rearranged the entirety of Will's interior to become more user friendly for us. We were both mightily impressed by our efforts and, I am sad to say, wallowed in gleeful smugness that led to our inevitable downfall. More of that shortly.

Will is our second caravan. We started our Grey Nomad journey with the much bigger and grander Digger, whom we travelled in for three or four trips. But there were always difficulties with Digger. He was tricky to manoeuvre in high winds or wet conditions. He caused our fuel economy to plummet. The internal loo was useful but the shower was always unsatisfactory, with low delivery of water accompanied by a guttural high screaming sound effect. The washing machine was luxurious and convenient but emptied the water tanks with two loads. We always had to check for low branches and other obstacles that might wipe out a side storage door (done) and the caravan's awning (also done).  And Digger removed us from the closeness of the outback settings we adored.

On our maiden voyage in Digger, a major incident forced Michael to channel his inner MacGyver with no notice whatsoever and few tools. A hole in the connection between our water tanks resulted in the loss of all our water. Whilst in Gascoyne Junction, Michael was able to plug the hole armed with only ingenuity, a tube of silicone and his fingers, all while on his back below Digger's undercarriage. Needless to say, Michael triumphed in this MacGyver moment.

For those readers unfamiliar with MacGyver, he was a fictional character from the 1980's TV series of the same name, a scientist and a government secret agent, tasked with missions that always required re-fashioning the contents of his backpack in order to thwart some nasty character.. He carried a Swiss Army knife (of course), paper clips, chewing gum, an ID card (was that his own, does anybody remember?), a watch, torch and matches. Also armed with his trusty toolbox, MacGyver saved the day in every episode, always by building some sort of outlandish device to outfox the latest villain. Naturally, he drove a Jeep and wore an extremely fetching mullet.

On one occasion involving Digger, not even summoning MacGyver could fix a tricky problem. Whilst on a corrugated gravel road west of Tom Price, the hot water unit sheared off its mountings, rendering this entity completely inoperative. Whilst resident in Onslow, Michael spent a couple of days sitting adjacent to the ablutions, using scant instructions and uttering a variety of colourful expressions as he attempted to remove the hot water unit from Digger, photograph the damage and liaise with the manufacturer in Melbourne (!) about a possible solution. Alas, the fault lay squarely with the installers (who had gone bust). That was the end of that. The unit was stuffed back in its place, secured as well as possible and became another White Elephant within Digger's frame.

Anyway, Digger was duly sold to a lovely couple, who swiftly fixed all his issues and even sent us a photo after he had been uber cleaned. We were then without any sort of travelling residence for about six months. What to do. Going back to swags and the gazebo was not an option. We were too old and crotchety for that setup. Whilst we were debating this dilemma, good friends Val and Shane offered to sell us their used A-Van. Falling in love, we promptly took him home. I named him Will (after William Shakespeare and because he is also willing and able) and gradually packed his limited cupboards, working our how we were going to place our items in a much more confined area. The added bonus was that Will was also a trifle tatty and battered, rather like us, and allowed us to stop worrying about any potential scrapes and dings.

After a few trial runs to Perth to camp on the kids' driveway, we triumphantly set off on our Slow Boat to China adventure twelve days ago. Yesterday morning, just as we were preparing to drive to Nallan, Michael noticed water spreading across Will's floor. Initially, I assumed that the puddle had been caused by my enthusiastic cleaning of the tiny sink. Except, the water kept coming and began to invade other compartments and under our bed.

Disaster! We began moving containers and bags, the contents of one external compartment and dismantling the bed, so Michael could explore the cause of the substantial leak. This was not a straightforward or easy process. However, we eventually were able to open the hatch under our mattress and discover the cause of the leak. Once again, a pesky water heater was the culprit. 

This situation demanded Deep Thought. We wanted to -

  • determine the leak's exact location(s)
  • isolate the gas line so we could continue to use the stove, and 
  • plug the various points that were leaking and still access cold water via the sink.

This involved much contemplation, so I left Michael to head for the servo and purchase us a late and calorie loaded lunch to fuel our little grey cells. We ate and reviewed the options. Michael was convinced he may be able to plug the leaks if he could obtain some dowel.

Using a large strip of cardboard to cushion his back under Will, he successfully isolated the gas line without blowing himself up. Thus, we still had a functional stove. After painstakingly removing the outside cover of the hot water unit's entry, Michael concluded that there was no way to remove it and fix the leaks outside. Michael, along with his inner MacGyver, surveyed the wet and rather dirty compartment, crouched in a most uncomfortable position. Once he had identified the three leaking hoses, he once more lamented the absence of some dowel to seal their ends.

Somehow, MacGyver entered my head through some weird sort of osmosis. I was gifted the most scathingly brilliant idea. Thinking about how to create three sections of dowel, I remembered my three wooden spoons in the utensils cupboard. I considered this light bulb moment an indication that I might have become MacGyver's apprentice! And one of the three spoons had a handle that was the perfect diameter to act as the required plugs.  In the late afternoon light, using his reliable grinder, Michael cut off and shaped the three dowel pieces. A smear of KY jelly (!) and the dowels were successfully inserted into the hoses ends. Problem solved!

In a final flourish, I mopped up all the remaining water and removed the detritus of old screws, electrical wire, dirt and insects' bodies. When I was finished, I declared the enterprise a huge success. Photographing the before and after was the icing on the cake.

The repacking took until well after dark. We enjoyed vino around the fire pit with Peter, a long term camper and prospector in Cue and a former radiologist. Returning to Will, I completed the last of the organisation and sank gratefully into bed. 

As and soon as I finish this post, we are off to Nallan!

 

 Digger in Cue - front view...

 

Back view...

 
 Uh oh...

 
Bring out the cardboard!

 
Not actually smiling...

 
Before, with leaks and gunge...

 
After - dry, fixed and as clean as a baby's bum after a bath...

 
And now, a tribute to our inner guru...

 
With mullet...
 

With missile?

 
With trusty backpack and gloves of course.