Tuesday, 15 September 2020

Deceiving Weight...!

In my opinion, the English language is ridiculous. There are Rules and then there are Exceptions to the Rules. Grammar can be incomprehensible and personal pronouns are a nightmare to learn. Words that are spelt the same way may have utterly different meanings. There there are variables - British English, American English, Kiwi English and Australian English. Even more confusing is that different words in each Australian state can describe the same item. Polony ( a bland sandwich filler masquerading as meat) is also called luncheon or Devon. A swimming outfit may be referred to as togs, a cossie or bathers, depending on which state a person inhabits. Best of all, cheerio is the curious Queensland noun to describe a small red cocktail sausage...

Last week was a frantic week of one mammoth trip to the Big Smoke, two epics days of rearranging the Giftshop, three slightly desperate days of generalised terror regarding bills and four days of fabulous guests and ripping sales, plus an Open Gallery celebration on Saturday. We even cleared enough money to start paying the rates!

Given this whirling dervish of constant activity, I was innately searching for any humour to lighten the various situations in which we found ourselves.

Tuesday wasn't the best of days, but my black comedy antennae did fire up. An X-ray and visit to the Boy Wonder concerning Michael's troublesome arm were both somewhat bleak. The X-ray showed shadows around his hand bones that are supposed to be fused. The official term used by Ben Kimberley was that Michael's bones had yet to start properly knitting.

My brain immediately posted an image of his three metatarsal bones trying to knit. I mean, honestly, DUH. How can bones knit when they don't have tiny hands of their own or tiny knitting needles or tiny threads of yarn. Or maybe some ancient nano-crone is supposed to materialise into his hand to repair the damage with a supply of wool sourced from a nano-Spotlight (aka Fantastic Voyage).

Which led to slightly more doom and gloom. The spectre of more surgery was thrown into the mix. If this comes to pass, our hero surgeon could just use a tiny knitting machine and do the job properly!

*sigh*

Fortunately, the week did improve after Tuesday's disappointment. Hairdresser and Hairdresser's Apprentice to the Stars, Kerryanne and Lindsey were able to deposit some rent into our account.  Suddenly we were saved (in an immediate financial sense) and bills that had been sitting awkwardly semi-ignored were able to be paid. Yippee for small mercies.

Thursday saw the beginning of our "working" week in the East End Gallery. Artists Play Day has settled into two regular attendees - Jan and James - along with Michael as a semi-regular. Great endeavour and activity were photographed for posterity by our three artists. Guests began flowing into the Gallery as well but giving no indication of the human deluge about to happily hit us.

Friday saw an injection of our supply of Southern Wheatbelt Art Directories. This is a terrific publication featuring fifteen shires from Beverley and Quairading down to Lake Grace and Kulin. Unfortunately, I had allowed our guides to Run Out, just prior to our Open Gallery event. I picked up some extras from the Shire Offices, York artist Katie West dropped off more and then a parcel arrived from Casey Thornton of Arts Narrogin with the intriguing sidenote of "Deceiving Weight".

My interest was immediately piqued. What were the parcel's evil intentions? Or not? What was so deceiving about the weight of the art directories? Were they known for giving misleading information or telling downright porky pies? And what about the possible alternative of "Shifting Weight"? Does this mean that the parcel shifts from side to side with downcast eyes? Maybe the deceiving led to the inevitable shiftiness? I was left gasping with scenarios...

Which reminded me once more of the foolishness of this language spoken by so many of the world's population. Always open to interpretation and innuendo (which of course is Italian!)

And our weekend of impending busyness is a story unto itself...

Stay tuned!











 Knitting bones!


The aforementioned nano-crone...



Ye Gods!



Saved by Kerryanne and Lindsey!



Artists Play Day Thursday 10 September -








More telling lies!



 What the...?



Monday, 7 September 2020

Ban The Birthday! (Or Not...)

Birthdays as events are like families as institutions. There is absolutely no choice about the date of your Grand Entrance or the people who claim to be blood-related to you. Hence, both birthdays and families are problematic; liking either of them is dependent on personal circumstances or context. Plus, there is an individual personality to add to the equation.

Michael turned sixty-five last Friday. That he achieved such a significant birthday was, in his eyes, both astounding and unexpected. He cheerfully admits he never dreamt of reaching official retirement age, given his penchant for speed and smoking, beer and bonking and risk-taking with relish. Now that he has actually reached an age when he can choose being a Pilloch of Society or a Grumpy Old Git, he is pondering this state of affairs with a view to surprisingly, living a great deal longer.

In my sixtieth year, my biggest irritant is "having a fall". As Jodie startlingly pointed out the other day, I have succumbed to describing an unplanned and usually painful tumble as "having a fall" rather than just explaining that I fell over. Since this fact has been pointed out, I shall now endeavour to vigorously deny any hint of "having a fall", as well as wholeheartedly ceasing to engage in this pointless exercise.

Having said that, I actually think that emotionally and intellectually, ageing is an adventure. Earlier birthdays, particularly those milestones that hold such expectations, were on the whole, not entirely satisfying and often involved much gnashing of teeth. My twenties revolved around waiting for the appropriate moment to start a family, a need or want that I desperately craved. My thirties disappeared into the that particularly awful, wonderful, grinding and topsy-turvy maelstrom that is parenthood. Forty saw me exhausted and trapped in a disintegrating marriage. Only in the recent past have I felt more confident, more adventurous, more stimulated and seriously happier. And had lots more fun. The catalyst for this change was meeting Michael. Who hit the jackpot when he organised a surprise fiftieth birthday for me.

I think fun can be the antidote to middle-aged monotony. So many of us regard fun as an instrument of the young. We become safe and secure and boringly pompous in our ways. Bugger that. Fun is vital to our well-being. Fun can't be generated as a planned occasion. Fun usually pops up when we're not looking.

Slipping over on a muddy slope. Turning the hose at each other on a hot summer's day. Watching Stella and her squeeze Zeus romp around the park as two goofy and exuberant best friends. Drinks or dinner with those excellent kindred spirits who are our friends. Opening the Gallery halfway through getting my hair cut and coloured.

Laughter definitely makes the world go round.

One of the great pleasures of 2020 arrived in the form of Imogen Ivy, our divine grandbaby. I am the worst singer in the known universe, but Immy gives me the courage to sing to her at the top of my voice.  I have remembered all those long-forgotten nursery rhymes and ditties. We have reminisced our own childhoods. We have poured over photographs of Callum and Bronwyn, Immy's fabulous parents when they were babies and children. We recognise her mannerisms as being echoes of our families that are instinctive rather than learned. Imogen has provided so many opportunities in her first year for us all to have fun.

So maybe birthdays (and families) have a flip side. Cherishing the rellies as well as just enduring them. Creating those shared experiences and memories that form the foundation of who we truly are. Remembering the hilarious times that have meaning only with those who have always been there.

And on Michael's birthday, last Friday night, I had the utter privilege of watching Michael being loved at an impromptu party with those we are honoured to call our friends. We had fun. The family sent messages of congratulations. Most amusingly were the best wishes from my brother Simon, who is famous for forgetting such trivialities, including his own.

My darling Dad, God bless him, was a true believer of fun. We could learn a thing or two from his attitude to life...

PS Michael may not live to see another birthday after Saturday night's shenanigans. "Patriot Games" was at full throttle on the telly, followed by complaints about boulders in our bed, copious snoring and farting, a desire for a wrap at three o'clock this morning (the food not the blankie) and waking me repeatedly with weird ravings. The final straw was taking over my boulder-free side of the bed...




Some long-haired yahoo in his twenties...


Into his thirties...


In Port Hedland August 2020... 


With Vanessa...


With his latest installation last weekend...


September 2019


With Alex August 2018...


With Immy summer 2020...


Another triumph...


Surprise!


@ Callum and Bronwyn's, pre-Immy...


B1 and B2 - Michael and Michael...


With Callum July 2020...


A Human of the Wheatbelt.







Monday, 31 August 2020

Why Writing A Post When Tired (And Grumpy) Is Always A Bad Idea...

I actually started this post yesterday afternoon as we pulled into the Merredin Tourist Park. I had debated long and hard about continuing with a Final Push home and finish this extraordinary journey. That would have been a disaster - driving into the sun and then in darkness to arrive at Station House overtired and cross to face a cat hair infested bed. Why had I even contemplated that scenario?!

Instead, we wisely stopped in Merredin, which is a very attractive Eastern Wheatbelt town with Federation and Art Deco buildings and multiple attractions. The caravan park is excellent with plenty of mature trees, clean facilities and proximity to some off-lead antics for Stella and Pip. An evening romp was thoroughly enjoyed by all of us.

We had travelled from Kalgoorlie, via Southern Cross, on the very edge of the Wheatbelt before we reached Merredin. Southern Cross's claim to fame was a fenced dog park, tucked away from the highway, with water, shady picnic tables and benches, agility equipment and plentiful pooh bags. What a find!

The road between Kalgoorlie and Merredin is home to the magnificent Great Western Woodland. That section of the Great Eastern Highway is still to be upgraded, so the lumps in the road led to a rather bumpy ride. Michael drove between the Borrabin Memorial and Southern Cross, allowing me the luxury of a midday kip. Just outside Southern Cross,  I woke, refreshed, and took over for the last hundred-odd kilometres to Merredin.

Caz, manager at Merredin Tourist Park, checked us in efficiently and cheerfully after we'd enjoyed a leisurely drive around the town on a sleepy Sunday afternoon. Just to keep us on our toes, the caravan door had spontaneously swung open in the middle of Merredin and upon hooking up to the caravan park's water, we were only able to turn on "hot"...

Being the penultimate day of this latest trip, I thought I'd dutifully record the events for posterity. What flowed from my fingers was boring and miserable and utterly lacking in humour. And so, this morning, after toileting the dogs at the very brisk hour of six-thirty, I decided to let Michael snore peacefully for another hour or so and edit this self-indulgent tripe into a piece hopefully worth reading.

To say this trip has been entirely different from our two previous expeditions away from the Wheatbelt winters would have to be the understatement of this century.

So, in no particular order, here are some truths we have learnt from five memorable weeks away -

  1. travelling with dogs is an enormous challenge, particularly with a young, boisterous and joyous dog like Stella. Sometimes this is definitely not fun.
  2. driving is tiring. I didn't realise just how much until I took over the majority of this task. Some evenings, I was just stunned by mental exhaustion.
  3. we were particularly inept being ready for a ten o'clock departure from caravan parks.
  4. that the next incumbent to our spot in the caravan park would often be lined up, almost revving their engines, as we were frantically throwing the last items around in order to leave.
  5.  we are not like most Grey Nomads. We don't eat, shower or rise at set times. We were endlessly amused by the rigid routines of some of our fellow campers.
  6.  coastal resort towns are not for us. They are full of riotous children, harassed parents and easily irritated seniors. Having said that, we did meet some fabulous travellers Just Like Us.
  7. beach sand still permeates all nooks and crannies of the bedding.
  8.  drought-ravaged country is not pretty and can disappoint due to the memories of greener times.
  9.  some tips are more interesting than others...
  10. never undertake a trip just after major surgery!
  11. IBS did occasionally severely cramp my style.
  12. Stella always found ghastly items to consume (mostly bones).
  13. the spectre of the 1080 baiting programme was always in the backs of our heads.
  14. most council-run caravan parks are cheap with clean ablutions and wonderful facilities, particularly in the Wheatbelt. Onslow's Ocean View was also council run in a beautiful location, though more expensive.
  15. Onslow and Tom Price would have to be my favourite Pilbara towns.
  16. having said that, the Newman Tourism Centre deserves a gold star for accommodating campers and caravanners without a functioning caravan park for visitors!
  17. Yalgoo and Sandstone were unexpected gems and we will return to both towns.
  18. sometimes information is totally incorrect. The Agnew pub is no more. The hotel has been completely erased and is not open for passing trade!
  19. the Great Western Woodland is just beautiful and remains one of my favourite locations.
  20. the caravan's air-conditioner for both heating and cooling was both reliable and welcome.

Would we travel with the dogs again? Absolutely. Particularly if the interstate borders ever open again and we can travel to Queensland for a reunion with family.

 Would we take them on shorter winter breaks within Western Australia? Possibly. If we could procure the services of dog-loving house sitters, we might consider leaving them at home.

Would we take them on quick summer breaks down south if we can get away? Probably.

All is currently well in our world. Michael has risen and is waking up in front of his laptop. The dogs are snoozing on our bed. The caravan is snug in the morning sun.

Many thanks to caravan park manager Caz, who has kindly allowed us some leeway for the dreaded ten o'clock departure!

Time to tie that yellow ribbon around the old oak tree.

Previously, in Gwalia, where we stopped to change a slow puncture -





Gwalia's State Hotel -


The restored houses at Gwalia - the Pink House is in the foreground...


Michael least favourite spot...



Moving right along to the Southern Cross dog park -
















Last night in Merredin -





Stunning trees just next to the caravan park -





Amazing mud patterns on a dirt road -





Some of the Goldfields Pipeline story and a section of the original wooden pipe -























Saturday, 29 August 2020

To Sandstone and Beyond! (Where...?)

We had four wonderful nights in Yalgoo. The town had undergone a topsy turvy change from Michael's recollections of thirty years ago. Somewhere he had not been keen to revisit was now squarely back on his radar as a Favourable Destination. The tip was a revelation - a joyous cornucopia of history served up in one expansive location. Helen and Ray had been the best of hosts. With a grassed and fenced verge within the confines of the caravan park, nobody seemed to mind me launching the tennis ball for Stella's off-lead entertainment and exercise.

And then we left for Sandstone. En route, we stopped for supplies in Mt Magnet and checked out the tourism information centre. With resident staffer Mary's help, we rang through to the caravan park in Sandstone for the night. Just as well, as Alice Atkinson Caravan Park was nearly chockers when we arrived.

Sandstone is one of those beautiful remote towns that is endlessly surprising. We didn't think a caravan park could top Yalgoo's, but Sandstone's Alice Atkinson Park is right up there. Plenty of shade, very pleasant surroundings, clean ablutions, memorabilia, a communal fire pit and grassy (!) tent area. Although slightly more expensive than Yalgoo, we were very happy to stop there for the night.

Run by Margaret (originally from Melbourne), she had a definite European accent; we couldn't think of anywhere else much in Western Australia more remote for her to live. Even so, she had an obvious distaste for crowds or noise or traffic - there was certainly none of that in Sandstone.

The town itself is a charming oasis in the Northern Goldfields. Neat homes and lovely parks and gardens. There appeared to be no vandalism at all. An art exhibition was running, which unfortunately I didn't see, however, there was an example hanging on the wall of Margaret's office -a stunning art quilt crafted by a South Australian artist. Sandstone also had a community newsletter that would put other towns to shame. Although tiny, there was a distinct resemblance to Tom Price, our favourite town in the Pilbara. A bus service was being offered for shopping in Mt Magnet, the fish van visited every couple of months and there were comprehensive health services in Wiluna, but those services were nearly four hundred kilometres away! The Sandstone nursing post was only open on Thursdays with the Flying Doctor visiting every fortnight. Sandstone is not the place to have major health problems or severe injury.

We headed further east the following morning. Michael was longing to return to Agnew. I was loving the journey. Peter Denny's lookout was a highlight. He had been a Yalgoo councillor who had passionately campaigned for the sealing of the road to Mount Magnet. Unfortunately, he had been killed in an accident on that road. The lookout in his honour was utterly jawdropping. Turning right off the flat Goldfields Highway, the landscape fell away to reveal some amazing breakaway country.

Another addition to our drive was the presence of the original railway line remains. Mostly, the bridges had gone and washaways were a frequent occurrence demonstrating the power of the rare desert deluges. One bridge was actually intact, complete with its wooden sleepers. I stopped to take photos.

Always interesting was the presence of the RFDS (Royal Flying Doctor Service) landing strip on the highway. An all-weather highway also doubles as a runway in the middle of nowhere.

We were also thrilled at the number of wedge-tailed eagles we passed. These imposing birds feed on roadkill of these animals not lucky enough to cross the road safely. Usually, animals are killed between dusk and dawn and then the wedgies come in to clean the scene. With intelligence and keen eyesight, they are adept at calculating the need for takeoff as a vehicle approaches. Weighing in at three and a half kilograms, an adult eagle can't just launch off the ground without a decent galloping in order to generate enough power and lift.

As we drove closer to the Agnew Loop, a wholly unexpected bunch of wind turbines appeared on the horizon. Which became more majestic as we approached. I seem to remember several political oafs bagging these awesome examples of clean energy generation in favour (!) of coal mines...Their glorious white outlines against a brilliant blue sky were just magnificent.

As we turned into the Old Agnew Road, we realised the turbines were part of the gigantic Wahroonga mine operations. Other highlights of Agnew were the remnants of early mining, automotive and agricultural equipment, including the huge stamp head battery. These relics of the past had been set in a pleasing arrangement with interesting interpretive panels. Significantly absent was the Agnew Hotel, which had been in ruins on our last visit. The entire site had been excised. That the Agnew pub was still being advertised as open in the Leonora Loops 2009 guidebook immensely tickled our funny bones.

We soon realised that Agnew, with all the mining activity,  was not going to offer us somewhere to camp. We drove onto Lawlers cemetery and headed down a well-formed track to find a sheltered spot to set up camp, along with the numerous cowpats from the resident cattle which attract flies in their millions. Not ideal but we had shade and shelter and could escape the flying fiends inside Digger.

Lawlers tip was a sight to behold the following morning. The aged rubbish was visible as far as the eye could see. We found shade for the car and the dogs and proceeded to explore. We quickly became aware that there was an enormous legacy of cans and broken glass, with collectable titbits few and far between. At the end of a couple of hours, we were sweaty and tired. However, Stella was more than a little distressed with a touch of the sun. We retired back to the caravan after we'd driven around with the airconditioning at full blast to cool Stella down.

An obvious and prolonged dry spell dampened Lawlers' previous magic for me. We chose to leave after two nights as the unseasonal heat and wind were making conditions unpleasant. As we continued down the Agnew Loop after our second night at Lawlers, we became more and more acquainted with a devastating lack of rain that had been suffered by the country. Doyle's Well, last seen by us as a grassy and green oasis, was plainly dying. The bougainvillea that had been a riot of hot pink flowers had expired. The hardy climbing rose was barely alive. Only the sturdiest of trees was surviving the relentless drought. Every creek bed was bare with only dust and desolation apparent.

Leonora was a welcome distraction. Although only slightly greener, flowers in tubs on the main street cheered me up. However, the fine dust had permeated every nook and cranny inside the caravan.  The caravan park (expensive) offered a chance to clean off the dust, shake out our pillows and bedding and wash and dry some clothes. We strung up a temporary line for this task and managed to complete a flurry of clean clothes. Then we pondered our feelings for the last days of this trip.

Away for five weeks and running out of money, we candidly discussed our options. Home was becoming an incredibly attractive proposition. I had hoped to stop and free camp at Karalee Dam but I couldn't face another ingress of dust. Instead, we decided to head to Kalgoorlie. We had run out of Michael's alkaline water and his reflux had rapidly worsened. Woolworths supermarket had suddenly become an urgent goal for the alkaline water that lessened his symptoms and relieved the miserable burning.

The final deciding factor was another slow puncture - our second for the trip. Leonora could not help us so Michael valiantly changed the wheel with a bit of help from me in the shade at Gwalia. A most amiable chap and photographer, Wade, arrived on the scene at the right moment to help Michael heave the damaged tyre back into Lily's boot. And so, we launched forward for Kalgoorlie.

The heat and wind continued. Driving was reasonably challenging. Arriving at our puncture repairer Tyreright in Boulder mid-afternoon, the temperature had risen to thirty-seven. By the time we checked into the Kalgoorlie Discovery Park just up the road on Burt Street, four o'clock had come and gone. More dust had been shaken out of Digger's interior and I needed to venture out to the supermarket and a vet for the dogs' meat log. So I left Michael with a cleaning task and set off. The Google Maps app on my aged phone chose that moment to malfunction so I became lost in both directions to and from shopping.

The evening improved as the temperature cooled. Hopkins Park, site of the original Boulder Racecourse, adjoined the back fence of the caravan park and was a combination of extensive native gardens, paths, hidden nooks, an excellent playground, shade and grass. The dogs thoroughly enjoyed romping about and we had some much-needed exercise in the form of a gentle stroll.

Today has brightened my mood. We have called in a rest day. Hopkins Park has been visited again and we had had a most leisurely and lowkey morning. Later this afternoon, we intend to go for a walk in downtown Boulder. Maybe coffee or a drink?

Why not...


Goodbye to Helen and Ray in Yalgoo...


Original railway bridge -





Whilst in Mount Magnet -





Arriving in Sandstone with a dry blower on display - 


Well, golly gosh!


Setting up...



Breakfast time...


Memorabilia on display at Alice Atkinson...




















Pleasant surroundings...


Sandstone cottage...


Sandstone collection!


Black Range Church 


Needing a restoration maybe?


Sandstone School with its own observatory!





Sandstone pub...


On the road again...


Peter Denny Lookout -











Wedge-tailed eagles...


The remaining bird weighing up his options...


Wahroonga wind turbines...


Turning onto the Agnew Loop...


Old Agnew display - 






































Lawlers Cemetery panels...








Camping at Lawlers - 





Um...metal detector required...?








Fossicking satisfaction...


At Doyle's Well -












The wide-open road towards Leonora...