Saturday 30 April 2022

Better Late Than Never...

Michael and I would have to be the most unpunctual couple on the planet. On our very first date (a walk at the Whiteman Park dog exercise area), I was pretty anxious as my estimated arrival time was not looking promising. Then, thankfully, I had a phonecall from the bloke I was meeting, (one Michael Sofoulis) apologising profusely as he was running late. Amused and relieved, I slowed down from Mach 1 and completed the journey under the speed limit. 

Since then, we have earned a reputation regarding our inability to be anywhere on time. Medical appointments stress us out the most, as these are booked times when we know we only have an allotted period. Fortunately, most of the medicos we visit regularly have a tendency to run late and our anxiety lessens if we ring ahead and discover we are not sailing too close to the wind after all.

Family have long recognised our unpunctuality and normally give us an additional amount of time, so we hopefully arrive with any other guests, rather than being disgracefully late (again). One memorable incident, attempting to leave for Perth, we must have returned to the house on four separate occasions due to forgotten items. As Michael noted mournfully, "I really hate going to the Big Smoke!".

As far as this post is concerned, I had been aiming to have it completed well before this weekend, which is nearly over. The topic of this narrative is the fantastic Anzac Day long weekend, that was thoroughly embraced by all in Heavenly Beverley, including thirty or so Plein Air painters who descended on town to enjoy a few days of outdoor artistic endeavours.

The weather was perfect and the event went off without a visible hitch. Alan Pickering of the Perth Plein Air Painters, Beverley Station Arts and the Western Australian Society of Arts are to be congratulated for this inaugural occasion, which will hopefully put Heavenly Beverley on the map every autumn, which truly has to be a stunning season in the Avon Valley.

Also hanging around Beverley with definite intent was Fremantle artist, David Giles, who was Artist-in-Residence at the Station Gallery and ran three days of abstract workshops, part of which was held "plein air". We didn't really know David very well prior to his Residency and were delighted to spend time with him at both the Station and the East End Gallery. We also thoroughly enjoyed meeting his partner Suzy again and also Baxter (their dog).

Locals and visitors all had an absolute ball, combining art, conversation, laughter, great food and beverages, along with fabulous weather and extraordinary talent on show.

Anzac Day itself combined remembrance and camaraderie as we all wound down, preparing to return to slightly more mundane routines. Having said that, two hardy plein air painters were spied outside the East End Gallery, quite late on Monday afternoon, armed with their canvases and brushes, looking rather reluctant to leave...


David Giles...


David's workshop being held under a wonderful pepper tree...


David's triptych... 


Beverley's own Kylie Alexis' abstract piece...




Alan Pickering...


Let the fun commence...





Plein Air magic...




























Saturday 23 April 2022

REPORTing For Duty!

Bored with all the election gobbledygook? Fed up with all the lies, misinformation and rhetoric that spurt in all directions from politicians' mouths? Need some humour to counter the world reality? Wish for straightforward information without any spin? Then, ladies and gentlemen, you shall have the commentary we all deserve!

That's why I call myself Kate the Beverley Blogger...

*Breaking News*Stella has thankfully moved on from eating couches, having become much more relaxed due to her prescribed anxiety medication, which is exactly the same as mine. Hers costs much more from the vet, but I was reprimanded by our GP when I shared mine with Stella! 

Instead, on Thursday evening, she consumed half a beef roast Michael left too close to the edge of the kitchen bench. That beautifully cooked roast would have been the base for a delicious Massaman Curry or a delightfully exotic Tagine. Unfortunately and sadly, this desired outcome was ruthlessly deleted by Michael's inattention and Stella's stomach...

*This Past Week's Outstanding Stories* - Beverley was inundated by swarms of friendly invaders over the entire Easter weekend. They ate and drank and were merry and they "oohed" and "aahed" over three hundred art works at the Annual Beverley Easter Art Show. A triumph for all concerned!

The worthy combatants fought fiercely but fairly throughout the Easter Tennis Tournament for all four days. On Sunday evening, all concerned enjoyed a Cosplay dinner disguised as airport attendees, from glamorous flight crew to ungrateful and mangy travellers.

Beverley's streets were a busy and cheerful blend of two markets, purveyors of all kinds of fine goods (from clothes to accessories - "Lucky Find" to arty-farty endeavours -Marion and Rebecca's Studio - and the garden gift shop "Nex Dor"Suzie's Marketplace and Mandy's Art Garden) all eager to promote themselves to passers-by. And we were all rewarded. The East End Gallery had our best weekend since the mayhem caused by the demolition of the main drag.

Plus, we staged one of our famous Sundowners on Easter Saturday. I welcome any photographic evidence to share on this blog as I sadly neglected to take any photos and retired rather early. Michael and Lawrence cheerfully nattered until the wee small hours of Sunday morning.

We also welcomed new artists aplenty - Alan Pickering, Dorothy Lullfitz, Mark Price, Sandi Racco, Ross Calnan, Craig McKeough. We received new works from Gone Potty, Gracie Courtney, Pauline Lakstins, Sue Martin, Jane Button and Narelle Higson.

Narelle's husband Brian had a wonderful playdate with Michael on Easter Monday and between the pair of them, Brian left with a decorative miniature metal windmill for the garden.

David Giles, Artist-in-Residence at the Station Gallery,  packed in the punters for three days of abstract workshops, which concluded on Wednesday. Yesterday evening, he joined us for evening drinks and revealed some of his dreams to continue Beverley's journey towards a haven for all artists. We have been fortunate enough to secure three of David's glorious works for the Gallery and Giftshop.

Alan Pickering has been extremely busy organising this weekend's Plein Air extravaganza, which will see up to thirty artists wandering the Beverley streets and experiencing the autumnal beauty of a Beverley farm. Alan delivered a series of four stunning Plein Air pieces to us, which are now hung and on display in the Gallery.

As a result of all this past and current activity, this Anzac Day long weekend is a perfect opportunity to turn your vehicle of choice eastwards and cruise into Heavenly Beverley. We look forward to seeing you all!

*Forecast* - the weather continues to be sublime with warm sunny days and cool nights until Monday evening. Easter marks the beginning of our tourism season here in Heavenly Beverley. Be prepared for dust to turn chocolate brown and then emerald green as the rain arrives and seeding commences. From now until December is the time for scaling County Peak/Quajibin, strolling along or camping at the surreal beauty of Yenyening Lakes, the anticipation of another wildflower season, booking a glider flight with the  Beverley Soaring Society, poking around old churches and cemeteries and sampling the culinary delights of both Beverley's pubs, the Red Vault, the Beverley Bakery and the promise of our own wine and tapas bar (opening June 2022).

*Postscript* - may we all survive the election campaign...

*Close* - thank you all for your attention. Tune into future broadcasts showcasing the delicious highlights of Heavenly Beverley.


Stella and the couches...


Ditto...


Stella and the remains of Michael's thongs...



Sue Martin...


Gracie Courtney (left) with our fearless XO Jan George...


Jan Cross/Gone Potty...


Jane Button...


David Giles...


                                                                            Alan Pickering...


Mark Price...



Pauline Lakstins (centre) with Joy Benvenuti and Pauline's husband Terry...


Check out the Beverley Visitors Centre...


Meet the locals...



All roads lead to Heavenly Beverley!



Thursday 21 April 2022

Blessed...

WARNING - the opinions expressed in this "Heavenly Beverley" narrative are entirely mine. I do not intend my commentary to be offensive. However, I can't just sit here and allow an insensitive, reactive, judgmental and ignorant fool like Scott Morrison to continue as Prime Minister without responding to his latest comments.

I did not tune into the Leaders Debate last evening, as I had far better tasks to accomplish, like picking up scripts from the chemist and booking the dogs' scale and teeth cleaning at our vet hospital. We studiously avoided the current affairs programmes and watched "MasterChef Australia" and "Hard Quiz" instead. I was tired, having also spent time in the East End Gallery beautifying the earrings displays and acting as Michael's trade assistant whilst he hung new artworks. So, I retired to our boudoir at a reasonable hour.

Just when I believed politicians couldn't sink any lower in the stupidity stakes that I discovered ScoMo had dropped a clanger during the "Debate". Which, naturally, he didn't recognise as a clanger...Responding to a question by a lady enquiring about the Liberals government's plans for the National Disability Insurance Scheme (NDIS), he unbelievably replied to her that he and his wife were "blessed" to have children without disability. Pardon the French, but what a Richard Cranium the Prime Minister became in that moment.

The NDIS, conceived by the Labor party and badly implemented by the Liberals, was supposed to provide anybody with a disability the means to live as ordinary a life as possible. To participate to the best of their abilities. To be loved. To be respected. To be treated as equal to (and by) every other Australian. Last night, the Prime Minister demonstrated he has no understanding how the NDIS is supposed to function and its role to enhance our humanity and acceptance of all.

Unless he undergoes a radical conversion, Scott Morrison will not be receiving my vote.

I shudder with disbelief at some of the incumbents of this government. So far, the only pollie who appears to have any brains at all is Adam Bandt of the Greens. My Voter Compass questionnaire reasoned that my political beliefs and values lean towards those of the Greens. And I shall continue to monitor the gaffes of those who hold (or wish to hold) the power for the remainder of the campaign. When they trip up is when we see them, warts and all. 

Perhaps I could assist Mister Morrison in a quest to better himself. Leaving his brand of religion outside of governing could be a good start. Visit a supermarket with ordinary shoppers. Attend a mortgage belt school. Reduce the bureaucratic boofheads inhabiting the NDIS and become client focused. Travel along a rural road, not a highway. Observe an Emergency department in a regional hospital. Participate in setting up a budget for an Australian on JobSeeker or any of the pensions. How about stand and listen to a bushfire victim in her devastated town or a disability pensioner in a pub? Instead of running away...

Perhaps ScoMo could indulge himself with more education about people of all abilities. We are not blessed or otherwise when we have children. We do the best we can, as do they. I have known "typically developing" kids who behave like complete shitheads, along with their more agreeable counterparts. I have experienced being with disabled people who have been engaged and very likeable. And others who are sad, anxious, angry or hopeless.

I birthed seven babies through six pregnancies. Three survived. I could tell Mister Morrison that blessed, for me, as a young mother meant a living, breathing, pink baby. The alternative almost destroyed me. I could also tell Mister Morrison that these three children are fabulous people, all very individual. They have strengths and weaknesses, just like the rest of us. From their earliest ages, I wanted two outcomes for them - to be happy and to be worthy. 

My two sons appear to have achieved both these goals. For my girl, happiness is still a work in progress. I wish, with all my heart, for her to be embraced by happiness. She has shown herself to be worthy many times over.

My younger boy, Alex, is an NDIS participant. He has yet to receive an NDIS plan that meets his needs. He has just had his fifth Local Area Coordinator assigned to him in less than three years. LACs are supposed to be the primary conduit between him and the NDIS. Under the system as is, they are merely glorified data entry operators. And according to his fourth LAC,  Alex is too complex for an LAC...

Here is a snippet of Alex. He loves going to work as a Café Attendant at Paraquad Industries. He enjoys the gym and his churches. He has many friends. He studies part time. He has a fabulous rapport with his support worker, Pascal. He likes and trusts his support coordinator, Shannon. And we have no doubt that he loves his Dad and me and is fond of Michael, his Stepdad and Helen, his Stepmum. He can be totally empathetic in one instance and hilariously tactless in the next. He is socially vulnerable and eternally trusting, sometimes to his disadvantage. He is very proud to be Imogen Ivy's uncle. 

The quote by the Prime Minister last night that "...for parents of children who are disabled , I can only try and understand your aspirations for those children", is shallow and insulting. He should not have to "try and understand" if he has any sense. Knowledge is power, Mister Morrison. Find out and act appropriately. 

And get some media training so you stop putting your foot in your mouth.


Catherine, who asked the question about the NDIS' future


Dylan Alcott, radio presenter, tennis player, Australian of the Year, who also happens to use a wheelchair...


The PM, in a photo opportunity with Grace Tame, sexual abuse survivor, former Australian of the Year, who also has Autism...


Alex, learning to surf...


Alex, in the "MasterChef" competition at Duncraig Senior High School...


With Poh and his cupcakes, at the opening of the Warehouse Café...


With Michael and I, at Callum and Bron's wedding...


Immy's uncle...


A visit to the Lego shop.





Friday 15 April 2022

Living In A Soap Opera...

When I began writing "Heavenly Beverley" nearly eight years ago, I had this delicious fantasy that I would be the next Mia Freedman, be discovered by a media organisation and enjoy fame and fortune. These days, I dislike being in any crowded spaces, except for social or arty-farty events, so the idea of tossing carefully coiffed hair and smiling at all and sundry whilst undertaking a magazine or book launch in a noisy shopping centre is my idea of Dante's Inferno.

And as far as fortune goes, we always seem to be able to snatch financial victory out of the jaws of destitution.  Our regular pensions are always received with gratitude. The juggling of money is my department, as Michael would have difficulty coping with the concept of robbing Peter to pay Paul, which we have had to do on numerous occasions.

We have also had to make pragmatic decisions, such as parting with our beloved Digger the caravan. Regret had been tempered by relief at being able to reduce debt and pay off a variety of outstanding payments. So, if I was honest, consistently having enough to live well and have a savings buffer would be wonderful, but we do get by. We have a beautiful roof over our heads, good and plentiful food, great family and friends, endlessly entertaining pets and the love of both our lives, the East End Gallery.

However, I suggest that a canny and energetic creative guru could make a fortune by translating my life into a bone fide soap opera. Think of "The Big Bang Theory" crossed with "Utopia" and "One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest" I did not choose the nickname of Lunachick lightly when I was surfing the internet in search of True Love. I am incredibly fortunate that a chap who called himself Spider52 wasn't put of by the sniff of potential nuttiness.

I often state that I live in a circus. My phone plays a carnival theme, my message alarm is a cross between an owl and a cuckoo and a helpful sign inside our house states that I am already disturbed, do just come in. A proclamation next to our front door reinforces that dogs have owners and cats have staff. This is so true. The cats have distinct characters - Suey knows he is a god and Chop believes he is a dog. Red the parrot has been known to exclaim loudly "You're a shit!" to anybody present in his orbit. Pip is on a cocktail of drugs that allows him to become rather frisky with no warning. Stella enjoys licking her bum then cleaning our ears or vice versa.

Dealing with the NDIS (National Disability Insurance Scheme) has definite elements of both "Utopia" and "One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest". What other disability agency would ask a bloke if his amputation was permanent? In our case, Alex has just been given notification of his fifth Local Area Coordinator in less than three years. Not that these paragons of bureaucracy can accomplish much. I was told by Alex's fourth LAC that his case is too complex for an LAC. Reports and recommendations have flown into the bowels of the NDIS for the last year. Alex requires adequate funding for Support Coordination. Shannon Kirk, in this role between us and the NDIS has been funded for sixteen hours a year...Give me strength.

Then, we have been dealing with the concept of Alex's brain injury for the last few months. We were eventually ushered into a neurologist's office on Wednesday. He was a reasonable chap, but his bedside manner was a bit hit and miss. My black sense of humour was particularly tickled when he asked Alex to describe his blank episodes. Alex's response was fabulous - "I don't know what a blank episode is like because I am having a blank episode!" Undeterred, our hero carried on and eventually explained that Alex had suffered a number of bleeds, micro bleeds and micro infarcts/strokes, probably as a result of his cardiac surgery or having been on Warfarin for a short period. This was common in people like Alex...So, all those years when I believed Alex had indeed had a stroke was correct, was known to occur and had not been investigated in spite of his deficits from seventeen months of age.

Alex will participate in a week long EEG exercise and will undergo neurological assessments sometime before hell freezes over. He has a return appointment to the neurologist in August. The appointment was $350 and we were required to pay in full, even though Alex and I are both pensioners. He couldn't be bulk billed or pay the gap. I coughed up and Alex has reimbursed me, which is rather a large chunk of his fortnightly income. Poor people obviously aren't meant to attend private specialists...

I had just left Alex when my message alarm went off on my phone. I hurriedly stopped and checked the SMS. We had been talking about how drying hand sanitisers can be. Alex had sent me a photo of his hand sanitiser which had moisturisers in its formula. God love him.

Yesterday, I received a phonecall from Alex's GP, who has been his doctor since he was six years old. I was eternally grateful as he was able to clarify some of the gobbledygook that had been given to us the day before by the neurologist. He hopes the EEG will show some activity as he believes the scar tissue in Alex's head will be causing the blank episodes. He confirmed that a neurology baseline will be useful now that Alex is an adult. During a twenty minute conversation, he was reassuring and empathetic. And this service didn't cost a cent.

Callum, Bron and Immy had their own crisis this week. Cal has successfully dodged the COVID bullet for the last two years. A family reunion was underway and a Queensland wedding was looming when his dance student tested positive. A rapid trip to a PCR testing centre followed. On the morning of his thirty-third birthday, Callum received the news that he was negative. This could surely be a winning cliffhanger situation for our potential soapie.

I rest my case. The Adventures of the Beverley Hillbillies could be a television ratings triumph...


The cast of the "Big Bang Theory"


Classic...


Question time in parliament...


Memories!


Really?


Fun and games with the NDIS...


Cal's secret defence to prevent catching COVID 19...


The Adventures of the Beverley Hillbillies - coming soon!





Thursday 14 April 2022

Countdown...Countdown...COUNTDOWN...COUNT DOWN!

The Easter weekend is almost upon us. Vincent Street has been bitumenised with a flourish of surface stones. Curious triangular shaped fenced spots are, I assume, where the street trees will eventually be planted. We can resume a straightforward crossing to the Red Vault, without undertaking a major expedition or utilising a cannon. The weather is absolutely gorgeous. The blast furnace of summer has retreated to cool mornings and warm days. I am enjoying sitting at my desk in the Gallery wearing a frock, leggings and sandals.

Who remembers the Countdown theme, which played at the beginning of each episode. I have tried in vain to discover the actual singer(s) of the tune. If anybody out there in cyberspace knows, could you please acquaint me of this information, before this lack of knowledge sends me crazier than ever!

Anyway, I feel like Easter in Heavenly Beverley is filling me with much the same anticipation as turning the telly on the ABC at six o'clock on Sunday evenings. Today marks the opening of the fifty-third Easter Art Prize, being displayed at the Town Hall. We are attending the official Drinkies between seven and nine o'clock, preparing to be enthralled by the dazzling display of so many talented artists and artisans. The Art Prize runs all weekend, finishing at two o'clock on Monday afternoon.

Beginning tomorrow are the four fabulous days of the Beverley Lawn Tennis Club's eighty-eighth Tennis Tournament. Think of a mini-Australian Open, but with the thrills and spills so much closer...Those lucky participants will also be wandering around Beverley on Sunday evening, attempting to emulate all those glamorous chaps and gorgeous ladies who appeared in "Catch Me If You Can".   

For those in need of spiritual comfort or who wish to show their respect, Canon Philip will be conducting a Good Friday service at St Mary's Beverley, beginning at ten thirty on that morning. All welcome. He is also holding an Easter Eve BBQ from six thirty on Saturday evening, followed by an Easter service at eight o'clock. Canon Philip will be extremely busy over the next few weeks as he attends St Mary's in Beverley, St Paul's at Edward's Crossing and St John in the Wilderness in the Dale.

Saturday sees our Station Easter Markets, which are always a treat for the entire family and will no doubt have a myriad of items to tempt everyone. David Giles is the current Artist-in-Residence at the Station, which will  also be open to visitors over Easter. David is conducting workshops whilst he is in Beverley on Monday 18, Tuesday 19 and Wednesday 20 April. These are all day workshops. For more information and/or book your place, please call 0416 079 204 or email davidgilesartist@hotmail.com 

I am thrilled to announce that the East End Gallery will be open for tourism information all weekend, as well as presenting an amazing array by our gifted artists and craftspeople. Our Gallery is rather like the TARDIS; no matter how much we receive, we are always able to make room for all. We have had new works coming in all week - pottery by Gone Potty, fantastic paintings by Ross Calnan and Craig McKeough, scrunchies by Lee Storer, woodwork by Denis and Gerrie Cronin and knitting by Pat Thompson. The Gallery and Giftshop are both bulging at the seams, just the way we want the East End Gallery to look!

On Saturday night, we will host the second of our Famous Sundowners for the year. You all know the drill -

  • Sausage sizzle from 5.30pm (FREE of charge)
  • LIVE music from 6.30pm or thereabouts (FREE of charge)
  • Please bring a plate and a bottle to share
  • Enjoy great conversation, marvellous food and a chance to natter with other like-minded art enthusiasts, artists and musos.
  • Sundowner finishes at 11pm...or thereabouts!
So what are you waiting for? Climb into your favourite mode of transport and join us here in Heavenly Beverley for a wonderful Easter weekend.

See you soon!


Our 90 year young knitting sensation, Pat Thompson...


Pat's quirky scarves



Pat's bags - SOLD



Clare Johnston designs...


Jane Li bookmarks...


Lee Storer's scrunchies...


Greg Burley's "Love Hurts"


Michael with his "Flowers"


Jane Button - Wooroloo artist...



Jane's enigmatic identities...


Jane and company...


Craig McKeough...



Craig's "Long Way Home" 


Detail of "Long Way Home"


Ian Culnan's "Beverley Blossoms"