Sunday, 3 May 2026

Another Momentous Week Or So...(PS - I Need A Dresser!)

We had a rip-snorter of a day just yesterday. I'm not sure if I believe in Feng Shui, but having my jade shrub outside the front door of the East End Gallery surely hasn't caused any of the usual havoc. In fact, I would have to say that my Crassula Ovata (to address my plant by the correct name) is a particularly pretty specimen, in a lemon yellow pot and is very healthy indeed.

Anyway, I have digressed. After a particular difficult Friday, in spite of working as hard as I could, I sold not a brass razoo.  I was a bit despondent due to this lack of the financial gain when I returned to the Gallery on Saturday morning.

Right now, mid afternoon on Sunday, I cannot believe how our fortunes have become wonderful. Yesterday, we sold one of Mister John Kaye's simply stunning paintings named "Silver Princess".  We then expected that having had such a great Saturday that we would have nothing for the rest of the weekend.

Much to our joy, serendipity then returned once more. A short while ago, we sold one of Michael's amazing sculptures - "About Time". For those of you who have never seen my fabulously talented husband's sculptures, Michael uses historic metal artifacts we find through fossicking to tell the stories of the items. For example, "About Time" was a three dimensional 'painting' - a recycled border with parts of bed frames and a brass clock as the centrepiece. He even left some red Pilbara dirt that had been embedded in the pieces. The story illustrated that, just like us in 2026, past folk started and ended each day in bed, with the clock or time dictating how they spent their days.

This is the first of Michael's sculptures we have sold this year. For me, this sale has vindicated his immense skill, imagination and originality as a sculptor. Michael has been sculpting for forty-five years and has always been self-deprecating. That means I need to promote and support him and his artworks. Apart from his fridge magnet spiders, he never reproduces any of his pieces. He is the master of the one-off, always pushing the limits of his intellect and creativity. I am so bloody proud of him.

Last week also featured other wonderful experiences. The bandage came off my hooter last Wednesday and my skin specialist declared his satisfaction. We quickly found a hairdresser so I could have my hair washed properly for the first time in nine days and trimmed. That was Selma, who is at Salon Express in Mirrabooka and Morley. Another hairdresser, Vanessa, took Michael in hand and transformed him from the Wild Man From Borneo into a more respectable and much tidier chap.

Onward to the kids and grandies for a welcome cuppa and then to find fuel. Burk servo in Landsdale supplied us with the cheapest diesel we had recently seen. The queue in and out was horrendous, but we persevered and eventually drove up next to a bowser. As I was standing there, pumping the fuel (complete with my rigger's gloves) into Lily, I heard a voice behind me calling out -"It's Kate the Great"! I turned around and there was my old friend Tracey who had lived quite close to me in a past life. We had a quick but fantastic chat, and if you are reading this post, Tracey, you have an invitation to visit Heavenly Beverley for your birthday.

The Gallery is looking so beautiful at present. May I say even with a touch of sophistication. However, we are determined we will remain with our original focus - to promote and support artists and artisans from the Wheatbelt and surroundings. We are determined that we will never become too unwieldy again. 

Finally, I have decided that like a queen, I require a dresser. Now that the cool (freezing today) weather has arrived, I have to attempt to successfully add more than one layer of clothing. So far this week, I have twisted my bra, pulled on my singlet inside out, ended up with my hoodie backwards and having my long sleeved teeshirt ending up halfway up my arms. I have to wriggle to get my dress smooth, leave tags outside and forget to put on my socks before my leggings. Oh the trials of late autumn! 

Over this weekend, we have earned enough to pay for the vet tomorrow, a friend who lent us money and some materials for Michael! Life is suddenly like a blast of fresh air. Until we are broke again....but maybe, just maybe, our jade plant is bringing us some much needed luck.

 

 
In other words - nothing!
 
 
John Kaye - artist,  repeat offender and all round good guy...
 
 
Just SOLD today - "About Time"...
 
 
Michael is the Man! 
 
 
This is fossicking!
 
 

 
 
The East End Gallery - May 2026 - 

 

 

 
 
 

 
 
 
 

 

 

 
 
 
 
 
Need some warmth? The East End Gallery has that as well!
 
 
Ah! A dresser, just what I need...
 
 
And this is my jade plant, happily outside on the south eastern side of the door to the Gallery. 

 

 

 

 

 

 


 

 

 

 

 

Ode to Tortured Trolleys, Demented Dishwashers. Conniving Computers and Petrifying Printers!

Recently, we were stuck in heavy traffic on the corner of Lord Street and Guildford Road in Bassendean, an eastern suburb of Perth. Looking out my passenger window, I was horrified by a seemingly random act of domestic violence...

Standing triumphantly upright was a supermarket trolley. Next to this dissolute and obviously aggressive individual was another supermarket trolley. However, this trolley was in a distraught upside-down position, obviously in a predicament of extreme disadvantage. I felt a surge of anger at this observation. How dare one supermarket trolley plan a cowardly attack on another defenseless trolley? I was speechless, for at least a second. We then drove on. I hoped that common sense would prevail and the injured party would be returned home to the busy nearby supermarket. As for its abuser, I didn't give a toss.

Which brings me to the menace of everyday devices that lurk in the background, pretending to be benign when they are seeking world domination. Take our dishwasher, for example. Because he is a cheap Italian Job, his name is Fabio and he frequently has hissy fits when he doesn't wish to operate for days or weeks. We have worked out that Fabio will not have any heavy items on his top shelf and will not fling the dishwashing tablet into the interior unless the way is completely unhindered. Added to this, I have to press the power button whilst his door is open and then close the door, whilst praying that when I press 'Start', Fabio will decide if he will begin the cycle. Or not. Occasionally, I have to walk away and wait for the highly anticipated 'Beep', which means Fabio is being cooperative. Give me strength!

Then, of course are those devices that cause me terror on a daily basis. I have left my newish phone out of this equation as I think I have mastered just about all I Want To Know, as opposed to what I Could Know. I am very selective about the functions I use. Calls, texts, Messenger, emails and Messages. Wordle and Spider Solitaire sometimes. I occasionally take photographs if I never wish them to leave my phone screen. I have unsuccessfully attempted to try one of those new fangled cords to move photos from my phone to my computer, but this task is not worth all the blood, sweat and tears. Plus, I absolutely adore my Nikon digital camera, which is relatively Kate-proof and has a handy SD card. I have no idea what the 'SD' means but at least I can move photographs into the Pictures file on my computer. 

I am speaking, of course, of conniving computers and petrifying printers. These technological items can smell fear. Take this morning for example. I had turned on the computer and after Chop the cat walked over the keyboard, the computer refused to start as per usual. I had to use the old 'Control, Alt, Delete' for the computer to kick into action. Thankfully, as my anxiety levels were on the rise. On another famous occasion, I pressed 'Sleep' instead of 'Shut Down' and I think I had to ask some communication genius how to wake Sleeping Beauty from its obstinate slumber. As a result, I am hyper-vigilant to press the correct command so I don't have to endure that particular terror ever again.

And printers are a law unto themselves. Inevitably, I have issues with scanning, copying and even choosing the correct computer, as I have one at home and one at the Gallery. I am always surprised when I think I have chosen the correct printer, only to find the work being spat out on the other one when I change locations. Woe betide if I ever have to load a new printer onto Settings as that process brings its own exquisite dread. 

There you have it. Once a Luddite, always a Luddite. Trying to phone the bank the other day, I could not speak to anyone without loading the App. And choosing a PIN, which of course I have promptly forgotten since then. I loathe Apps. When I have an issue, a challenge or a problem, I want to speak to a person. Not some electronic bimbo who has the vocabulary of a flea. Which is probably very unfair to fleas.

I live in hope of a mass world wide rebellion of people such as myself rising up in protest against all of these unhelpful Apps and demanding to speak to a human, not matter what. As well, I would like to see the back of all those virtual departments, where I have visions of giant bobbing heads drifting in cyberspace. Honestly, this is the pits.

Who is with me in this quest for a return to people actually being the first port of call, rather than a mindless App?!  

The aforementioned abused trolley...

This is our dishwasher's secret identity...

With all the angst of a battle of wills...

 

Remove the word 'People' and exchange for any communication device... 
 
 
 
To keep us all in a state of heightened tension... 

 
Usually accompanied by the worst music ever written...
 
 
My sentiments exactly... 


 I am so there! Who is with me?