Monday, 10 January 2022

Dodgem Cars and Demolition Derby...In Heavenly Beverley?

Beverley is currently undergoing a innovative beautification project, aimed at providing an upgraded main street, with shade trees, gardens, seating and slow zones for pedestrians. Needless to say, the entire initiative began late, in October 2021. Not that much progress could have occurred over winter anyway, as we all endured cold and rainy conditions. Even the farmers complained about sodden paddocks and drowned crops. In spite of the less than clement weather, Western Australia's wheatbelt has just recorded a bumper harvest. And many of the shire's farming families are taking a much-deserved holiday.

Back to the Vincent Street redevelopment. The process began with drainage works, which involved digging very large holes under the bitumen, the installation of better drains, followed by preparing for the removal of overhead powerlines and poles by installing the electrical cables. More carnage on the remaining bitumen. Then, one power pole at a time, they all disappeared from the streetscape. We photographed the first and the last poles to be taken down. Rather like watching concrete being poured or roofing sheets being secured, we realised that power pole removal was yet another excellent spectator sport.

Summer has seen the ongoing gouging of Vincent Street and the adjacent footpaths. The workers are labouring through twelve hour days, in often intense heat. Today, more lines were cut in the road, where garden beds will be an integral part of Vincent Street's centre zone. Heat and dust are our constant companions, with strong winds, mostly at night and during the morning whipping up the debris. Temporary street lights have been set up, but navigating the prolific potholes is no easy task after dark. 

Both horrifying and hilarious has been the traffic detours. Our local tyre service complained that their driveway was being used as a short cut, at rally speeds with no regard for safety. Anzac Lane, where we live, (even though Google maps has difficulty finding our location) is hazardous at speed. Although two-way, motorists treat the lane as one way, regardless of the way they are travelling. A ninety degree blind corner, situated at the edge of our carport, has recently become the scene of so many near misses that I no longer hold my breath as we watch two vehicles hurtling towards the other with no visibility. Think Bali in reverse. A two-way narrow lane being treated as one-way. 

And the other day, the inevitable occurred, thankfully without destruction of our carport. More good luck than good management. The detour signs were up and traffic was being directed down Anzac Lane. The arrival of a double trailer truck heading north was a disaster waiting to happen. As the driver attempted to navigate the corner, he thought he would be able to complete the manoeuvre . He was wrong. The truck became wedged between Station House and Richard Jas' workshop. There was much scratching of heads whilst a solution was being formulated. A very muscular excavator was required to pull the back trailer into a line behind the front one, so the driver could complete his exit out of Anzac Lane without taking the roof of our carport with him.

Did these shenanigans cause any thought for caution by the remainder of our hooning motorists? Not bloody likely. All we hope is that Station House remains unscathed. The Detour sign next to Richard's workshop has not been so lucky. It is currently severely dented through an altercation with a vehicle of some weight...

Wish us (and our house!) good karma.


Power pole removal next to our lemon tree...











The last pole being taken down on Vincent Street...







The current state of our main drag - 







The depot of dust...


Vincent Street outside the Gallery -


Whoops!






Friday, 7 January 2022

Searching For My Former Vim, Vigour And Vitality!

Today is 7 January. We are currently hibernating inside Station House with the airconditioning at a pleasant 25 degrees. We emerge in the mornings and evenings to water the garden and try folding the bone-dry washing. Yesterday we reached 41.6 degrees C (106.88 F) and today at one o'clock, the temperature is nudging 37. I estimate we had about six days of proper Wheatbelt spring before the heat of summer switched on. Not that I can really complain. Best buddy and second-in-command at the East End Gallery, the Divine Mizz Jan George remembered hanging out her washing in Pannawonica (situated in the inland Pilbara) and being able to take her clothes off the line by the time she had finished hanging out. Another friend, muso Luke Blanch described Telfer in measures of how hot - bloody hot, f@#*ing hot and you have to be joking...

We closed the Gallery doors on Christmas Eve to wind down, recharge and catch up on all those household jobs that are rarely done during the rest of the year. Dusting and rearranging. Thoroughly vacuuming under the bed. Washing blinds. Reducing the endless pile of ironing. Enough time to garden, to cook and watch all those DVDs we have been meaning to see. 

That was the grand plan of Mice and Men. Two weeks after we shut up shop for 2021, I still feel like the cats have dragged me backwards through the fence. At least twice. I am spending vast amounts of time braless, clad in my pink Passion Killer and only dressing if I am leaving the house. I am feeling every one of my sixty years. In fact, there are currently times I feel about six hundred years old, such is my persistent lethargy and lack of motivation. I kid you not; becoming ag-ed is not for the faint-hearted.

Michael, at sixty-six, is routinely irritated by his body's lack of performance. He is still sporting a moonboot following his altercation with uneven ground whilst chasing a cat and having a fag. His left wrist still needs renovation after his right wrist took three operations to repair. His frequent complaint is usually "I just want to do my art for another ten years!"

Enough whinging for now. When am I finding my daily positive moments, those instances that cause a smile to erupt on my dial and that agreeable glow that all to be well in my world? That's easy. Every time I am immersed in our garden of pots. Apart from our front bed of gazanias, all our plants are in a kaleidoscope of different sized and coloured containers. 

Gardening in Beverley is brutal. The summers are hot, windy and dry. The winters are cold, windy and often frosty. Last year saw an exceptional winter - cold, windy, grey and rainy. The ground may be solid clay or if lucky, loamy. Free draining soil is a luxury. Try any plants that dislike clay and end up with a corpse. Plus, shelter is vital to cut the wind. Trees need to be established first and then micro climates around their bases become possible. During our eleven years here, we have wept over a multitude of naked sticks that were previously alive.

So, with our courtyards, we have created as ideal conditions as possible. Our walls cut the dry winds of summer. The bricks become a heat source for the plants during winter and reduce frost damage. The soil is all free draining. We have very few saucers. Most of our pots are off the ground so water doesn't pool and cause rot. Yes, you can fry a begonia whilst rotting its roots with excessive water. 

Stepping into our courtyards always leads to a gentle meditative state. All my focus is on my garden. There is always something to do. Soil to poke to test for moisture. Changing positions depending on the ferocity of the sun. Untangling windchimes. Tip pruning on cooler days. Applying a seaweed tonic to give a bit of a boost. Or just relaxing on our slightly dodgy patio chairs after sunset, enjoying the relative cool and shade.

The Big Smoke does have its uses. Shopping. Medical appointments. Specialist items. And the wonderful attraction of spending time with Callum, Bronwyn and Miss Immy. Being given an all-encompassing hug by Alex, our Man Child, grateful for my visit to pick up an excess heater, chat with Jacob, his support worker and assure Alex of my unconditional love and support. Our association with the NDIS continues to be problematic and he also needs assistance with some maintenance issues of his Housing Authority unit. Yesterday's four hours of travel with one hour's cuppa and talking with Alex was worth all the effort. I am forever looking for him to live an ordinary life, just like anybody else.

Then I am in the happy circumstance of finding the love of my life at the age of forty-seven. Michael and I just celebrated our tenth wedding anniversary. Today is our eleventh anniversary of arriving in Heavenly Beverley. What began as Love in the Suburbs became Love in the Goldfields, followed by Love in the Wheatbelt. 

We have packed the last thirteen years with so many adventures. We have thoroughly embraced becoming the Beverley Hillbillies. We have taken so many punts - buying a dinky little doer-upper named the House that Rocks, renovating it and creating a parkland garden. Buying a broken down building with the dream of an art gallery. Building Station House only a year after finishing the major works on the Forbes Building. Being thrilled with every new artist and delighted by every one of their sales. 

We have met so many fabulous people, listened to so many stories. We have laughed and cried. We have championed those who have never tested the water as artists. We have been awe struck by well-known artists who have championed us. 

We have travelled through remote parts of Western Australia and loved the experiences. We set out on a Queensland trip over three weeks, travelling from Brisbane to Cooktown. I have been able to spend precious time with my darling Dad in his twilight years and reconnect with my brothers. 

So many memories, so many precious moments. The anticipation and expectations of a new day, a new month, a new year. Just stopping and contemplating has restored my equilibrium. I think I might just find my vim, vigour and vitality again!


Summer in Beverley...


My current laundry situation...


The original Three Stooges - Ruby (top), Pip (front) and Sascha - Marangaroo 2010...


First trip...


Some residents of Leonora...


On the road again - September 2011...



Fossicking in Marvel Loch...


Kalgoorlie Railway Station...


Great Western Woodland near Burra Rock...


East End Gallery Giftshop view December 2021...


Gallery view December 2021


Gallery Sundowner 11 December 2021...


Christmas 2021 with the Beverley Hillbillies...


Christmas 2021 - Cal, Bron and Immy...


Our Autistic Superstar Alex - January 2022...


Front courtyard - January 2022


Main courtyard - January 2022...

Drinks in the courtyard...


Relaxing - January 2022.


Saturday, 1 January 2022

So That Was Christmas (2021)...

Christmas 2021, in similar style to 2020, has been dominated by that sneaky Coronavirus. The Christmas of 2019, which occurred just before a pneumonia outbreak in the Chinese city of Wuhan, was another doozy. Most of the east coast of Australia seemed to be on fire, particularly the spectacular Gosper's Mountain blaze that burned for months prior to the heavens opening and being doused by flood after a savage and prolonged drought.

So, we gathered at Station House with Peter P (the Station artist-in-residence), his gorgeous wife Ann, the divine Mizz Jan and urbane partner Greg and canine visitor Macca for Christmas dinner. Being outstanding pillochs of society, characters in Christmas cracker tug-of-war, silly horn blowing and party popper pulling. Donning jaunty paper hats and engaging in spontaneous adlibbing using our cracker offerings, we ate, drank and laughed our way through a wonderful evening.

Boxing Day and the next day-and-a-half involved the Melbourne cricket test. Shrugging aside its false reputation of being more boring than watching paint dry, the test match was full of drama and see-sawing fortunes. Before lunch on Day Three, the Australians had wrapped up the match and the series, retaining the Ashes, symbolised by a very small urn that reportedly holds the burnt wickets lost by the Poms in the game played in 1877. Somehow, the English seemed to have lost their way playing the long version of the game with the red ball. May they regroup to give the Australians a run for their money in the Sydney test.

We spent two days residing in Perth's northern suburbs at the home of Cal, Bron, Immy and psycho Ragdoll cat Ragnar. Callum was sporting some impressive scratches from a covert attack by Ragnar on his ankle, with no provocation whatsoever. Apparently, his feline nose had been put out of joint by a visiting aggressive dog next door who enjoyed gnashing his teeth and bashing the boundary fence. Thus, Ragnar spent most of our stay confined to barracks away from Stella and Pip, except when he  briefly emerged to cast his evil stare at Stella on the other side of the safety barricade.

In spite of the unpleasant hot weather, we thoroughly enjoyed every aspect of our second Christmas celebration. On our first evening, we were utterly astounded by Callum's magnificent dinner with all the trimmings. The second dinner boasted deep fried orange chicken pieces with an outstanding fried rice. Not to be accused of simplicity in his cooking, Cal had extracted the orange oil from the rind, a process that took two days to achieve. The fried rice was also concocted in advance, leaving Callum with all his creative energy to cook the chicken to perfection, followed by the construction of this jaw-dropping dish. Callum had well and truly graduated from "Cooking for Idiots" to MasterChef magnificence. I immediately decided that I needed to visit this establishment more often, as having a live-in chef as a son was almost too good to be true.

We also shared some Secret Santa surprises with Cal, Bron, Immy and  Alex. This was great fun. I realised how proud I am of my boys. At thirty and thirty-two, Al and Cal have grown up to be fabulous young men. Alex will always be our Autistic Superstar, but he never stops trying to better himself and learn additional social skills. Callum, who is agreeable, articulate and tolerant is caring of his brother,  unconditionally loving of his wife and daughter and uber cool as our son. He has also tried his very best to keep communication open with his sister, regardless of her reticence to connect with her wider family.

Bron, my gorgeous daughter-in-law, a firecracker strawberry blonde who puts up with no nonsense from Callum had blossomed into a remarkable young woman. They first met on 22 November 2010, built their home in 2015 and married in 2018. Immy was born on 6 December 2019, just before the Covid pandemic took hold. Imogen has become the star at the centre of our family. Adored by six grandparents, great grandparents, aunties and uncles, Immy has grown into a bright and beautiful little girl, all big eyes, long eyelashes and curly hair. We were delighted to spend two nights enveloped in her engaging toddlerhood and much loved by her parents.

Currently besotted with Blippi and Bluey, Imogen was showered with Christmas goodies to enhance her curiosity and development. A miniature kitchen and supermarket checkout, a variety of familiar "groceries" and a slide for outdoors was all part of her third Christmas. We hope to be included in many more!

Experiencing unease around dogs at present, she behaved with aplomb around Stella and Pip, waving at them and saying "Bye!" if they came a bit close for her comfort. In return, the dogs were exemplary in their responses. Stella snuck a couple of foot kisses and she and Pip enthusiastically participated in any required cleaning duties.

We returned home to the happiest of cats, both expressing their pleasure through purring and rubbing their bodies against us. The gasping garden demanded our immediate attention with the afternoon temperature peaking at a blistering 42 degrees C (107.6 F).

I am going to blame the heat for my addled brain. This post has taken three days to write, but I reckon this is a fairly legitimate narrative of our very merry Christmas.


Growing older does not mean growing up! Christmas at Station House, 2021...


Callum's amazingly complex Lego Christmas wreath


Miss Imogen Ivy...


My boys...


Enjoying her Christmas dinner...


Light hands are needed for separating eggs. Callum in action...


Preparing to make eggnog...


Pool time!








Watching their charge...


Quick trip on her Immymobile...


Slide time!





Bathed and ready for bed...


Our final morning...

Callum, Bronwyn and Imogen - 30 December 2021.