Monday, 16 September 2019

A Further Fabulous Facelift For Our Forbes Building

Back in late 2010, we longed to flee from the Big Smoke. Michael's physical and mental health had been broken by a combination of a job he loved and the children he loved. His work had involved long hours of problem-solving and innovative thinking all based around the movement of bulk materials. At Collie, at Whyalla, at Kwinana, at Laverton, at Paynes Find, at Kalgoorlie and a multitude of other towns and mining sites, Michael had crafted his extraordinary skills to face all challenges and fix a myriad of flaws.

Widowed in late 2008, his work/home balance became more and more out of kilter and exhausting. His son, an apprentice, had his own car and quickly resumed his life of learning his trade, going out with mates and having a girlfriend.

His daughter, entering her final year at school placed the teenage demands on him that had previously been dealt with by her mother. Both his children were unwilling to help consistently with household tasks such as cooking and cleaning. Michael remembers arriving home tired after a twelve-hour day, with no dinner preparations begun.

And gradually, their lack of assistance and absolutely no compromise wore Michael down. They wanted him at home, they rejected his relationship with me and they ignored his dog. So, Ruby came to live with me and three months later, Michael joined us all in my crowded duplex in the northern suburbs of Perth.

Our running away was hasty and intuitive. We saw a house we could afford in Beverley. Where? I'd never been to Beverley. Michael longed for the village atmosphere that had been intrinsically linked to his childhood. Then, my house sold in five days. We were suddenly committed to a move to the Wheatbelt. Within four weeks. A dinky little doer-upper, the House That Rocks, became ours. We signed the paperwork in a decrepit set of shops with very few redeeming features. Captain Helen Stubing - Real Estate Agent to the Stars and the alter ego of Captain Gavin Stubing - was renting the building and had her "office" in the first of the shops.

However, Michael was instantly smitten. There was no power in the building, so Helen helpfully provided Michael with a torch. I could hear his exclamations of delight. Then I was dragged through what I considered to be a complete and utter wreck. Rising damp, fretting brickwork, dodgy walls, a leaky roof and an overwhelming smell of damp and decay. There was a large safe left in a darkened cubicle. That bloody safe remains with us to this day...

So, we began our new life as Beverley Hillbillies. We took our cottage from tasteless to vivid. We renovated the kitchen and the bathroom, polished the floorboards, fenced the property, restored a second shed, secured the walls to the internal batons in every room and attacked the almost dead non-existent garden and lawn.

During our five very happy years there, we toiled over the garden to create a parkland paradise. We cried over multiple corpses, held our breath as plants hovered between life and death and exclaimed with relief at shrubs that blossomed after being at the brink of permanent departure. We battled bugs and grubs. We watered the entire garden every day during the summer months before we reticulated the property. The garden was our sanctuary. Eventually, we had to sell as the enormity of the garden maintenance became too much with the rise of the East End Gallery.

The former owners of the Forbes Building were eventually defeated by the scale of the renovations. We had a golden opportunity to buy the building. Everybody we knew - family, friends, acquaintances and strangers who wandered in off the street - thought we had totally lost the plot. I secretly thought Michael had totally lost the plot.

But his passion and enthusiasm were both contagious. He had a vision that I could only just glimpse. Shop 1's restoration in 2012 was completed with the help of locals as Michael had just had shoulder surgery and I was still recovering from a broken ankle. Further renovation of Shop 1 took place in winter 2015 with the superb assistance of a young and energetic German HelpXer named Madlen.

We worked on Shops 1 and 2 initially so we could source an income through renting them out. Shop 3's transformation was completed in September 2014. Michael's Man Cave was finished in December 2014. The Final Conquest was achieved in March 2016 after a marathon effort to tame to Abomidable Shop 4, the space probably in the worst condition of all the Forbes Building. The walls were leaning like that Tower in Pisa, the floor was accidentally a trampoline, the windows helpfully fell out and the fireplace looked like somebody had punched it repeatedly in the mouth. After a number of tantrums and the odd hospital admission, we celebrated the opening of the entire East End Gallery in autumn 2016.

Come the first six months of 2017. The time was swallowed by the Station House build and the seemingly endless squabbles with Western Power and the Water Corporation. When we eventually resolved these issues, after a very long seven months, we were spent.

I also had been determined to remove Michael from the winter cold from 2017 onwards. Instead of suffering from ongoing chest infections, we have escaped relatively lightly due to our absence from the ills that accompany the chilly months.

All this meant that the Forbes Building began to suffer from some neglect. This winter, Michael's workshop has leaked like a sieve and Shop 3 has not escaped either. We have marked X on the spots where containers are located to catch the drips and drizzles.

One space we no longer have to worry about is Shop 1, formerly a deli and tearooms during the 1970s. Lindsey and Kerryanne Doyle, surely amongst the most hardworking couples I know, had a dream to provide Kerryanne with her very own beauty salon. She had previously rented a shop further up the main drag, but some of the space was unusable and the rent was higher. They approached us to rent Shop 1 long term. We were delighted to accept.

Lindsey's renovation has transformed the shop, now U Beauty and Hair, operated by Kerryanne. There is no way any former punters would recognise the space, that had previously presented as tired and grotty back in 2012. We are the luckiest landlords in the world.

Don't just take my word for this. Book into Kerryanne's salon for any number of treatments. Revel in the ambience of a beautiful space and one very happy proprietor. Locals and visitors, do yourselves a favour and experience a makeover by Kerryanne. Vale Lindsey.

The last word is saved for Michael. Over the last week, he has toiled on the roof of our building. He has sealed and patched and secured and painted the workshop's many leaks. Next, he will move above Shop 3, where he has already identified the Likely Suspect Points. In spite of unseasonable heat and subsequent aches and pains, he has soldiered on magnificently.

However, today we are enjoying some free time. And all in well in our world.


Memories of the House That Rocks - Michael with Bently...


Our beloved Sascha...


A few fatheads...!


The Three Stooges on Pre-Rinse Cycle...


WTF?!


Stress relief after another long day...


Horizontal children at the House That Rocks...








Shop 1 - in The Beginning...


After the first reno...


Second reno...with Madlen...





Commander in chief...


The East End Gallery - Spring 2016...


Transformation of Shop 1 into U Beauty Country...


Dedicated Blokes Chair...


Hair washing and chair - very light and bright...


Second chair...


Beauty room...


Another angle of the Beauty room...


One very thrilled proprietor - Mrs Kerryanne Doyle.






Thursday, 12 September 2019

Spring Is Most Definitely In The Air @ the East End Gallery

Last Thursday was fairly brisk in the East End Gallery. The fire was lit, my heater was warming my knees and I was wearing my usual winter uniform of four layers, my boots and a partridge in a pear tree.

What a difference to this week. The doors to the Gallery are flung open, the fire has been rendered unnecessary, I am wearing only two layers, a gentle breeze is blowing and the sky is blue for as far as the eye can see.

The canola is reaching its crescendo in local pastures. To quote one of the divine Jan George's haikus, "Canola is a strident, loud, BELLOW yellow!" I couldn't have said it better myself...

A most entertaining Artists' Play Day has been enjoyed by all. Very little art was actually accomplished, however, the easy tempo of convivial chatting filled the space. Michael, Phil, Jan and Sharon filled a few exceedingly casual hours, discussing life, art, writing and country towns. And we'll do it all again next Thursday.

Meanwhile, the East End Gallery is bursting with colour and drama and beauty. We have welcomed new artists Lori Ellen Neuzerling, Natalie Davy (Atkins) and Noela O'Keefe.

Lori grew up on a Soldier Settlement farm in south-western Western Australia and produces exquisite botanical-based and fauna paintings. After living overseas, she has returned to familiar surroundings and was an absolute hit with us when she visited the Gallery as a guest.

Natalie is a Brookton girl and a wonderful photographer, Only in her early thirties, she is experimenting with a drone for aerial images and has produced two outstanding photos on aluminium - "Curious Cows" and "Yenyening", and "Seeding" on canvas.

Noela is a cousin of the King of Australian rock n' roll and has fallen in love with Beverley where her son is currently principal at our local school. Noela's watercolours explode off the surface with vivid hues and daring combinations. Very much influenced by the Wheatbelt, any one of her works would draw attention.

Spring has also seen an upsurge in guests through the front door and some pleasing sales for our artists. Andrew Taylor, Jenny Cotter, Marg Harding, John Kaye, Beverley V, Pat Lane and David Lillico have all had their pieces go to new, enthusiastic homes. My most comical story concerns a local lass who came in to browse for a landscape for her Beverley house and ended up with Neil Elliott's "Salvador the Rabbit" on layby instead.

The East End Gallery is now selling regularly. When we see the disappointment on our guests' faces when their favourite piece has been bought by Somebody Else, we are always heartbroken.

The moral of this story? When visiting the East End Gallery and seeing the artwork of your dreams, for heaven's sake, let me know so I can slap an orange sticker on the label. Then we can decide if a layby or instant sale is on the cards...

So, what are you waiting for? We are looking forward to a gloriously sunny weekend with perfect spring temperatures for wandering around Heavenly Beverley and her surrounds.

See you soon!


Today's Artists Play Day


Lori Ellen Neuzerling with Michael and art pieces...


Natalie Atkins (Davy)...


Noela O'Keefe with grandbabies...


Noela's watercolours -





Noela O'Keefe and Gracie Courtney...


Noela and Gracie again...


Noela and Sue Walker...


Noela and Janet Robertson...


Natalie Atkins (left), Lori Neuzerling (right) and Paul Kendall (front)...


Neil Elliott (top), Lori (left), John Kaye (right - painting) and Len Zuks (right - sculpture)...


Giftshop view...


Natalie Atkins "Seeding"


"Curious Cows"


"Yenyening"


Lori Neuzerling - "A Tale of Two Countries"...


Lori - "Jacky Winter In Tuart"...


New work by Pat Lane - "This Droving Life" - possibly a landscape (!)


Neil Elliott's "Salvador The Rabbit" - I suppose could be a landscape!


Wednesday, 11 September 2019

Another Hell Of A Ride...

This week has been challenging, to say the least. In My Time Of Need, my guardian angel has either deserted me completely or has been imbibing through my cache of vino, as the contents appear to be disappearing even faster than usual. Either way, she has been about as helpful as a dag in a sheep show.

However, getting Vanessa the assistance she actually needs, has caused both Michael and I to ferry her from Joondalup to Beverley and from Beverley to West Perth (via Joondalup). Hence when Michael arrived home from the return expedition, we gratefully retired for a Nanna Nap. Now remarkably improved, we shouted ourselves a pizza from IGA for dinner. Now enjoying a glass of vino each,  Michael has taken his position on the couch with Stella and Pip and I am endeavouring to catch up with this post.

Callum and Bronwyn are edging ever closer to having our Grandbaby in December. Bron's work pressures have eased somewhat and she will be starting her maternity leave earlyish in fourth term. Callum continues to wrangle his primary teaching gig with his science graduate course he is studying. Now accessing two days a week study leave, he may not require a snorkel for much longer and actually push his head above water.

Alex continues to be our Autistic Superstar and I am impatiently waiting for a full report of his new position as a kitchenhand. Whilst I am not particularly looking forward to his transition to the NDIS, this too will pass, hopefully with the minimum of paperwork and gnashing of teeth.

As for us, we have just over a month to provide Centrelink with updates they require pertaining to the unit trust of which Michael is one of the shareholders. The update is that there is no update, but we still have to provide evidence of this lack of updating. Wish us luck...

Stella has continued to delight, exasperate and add so much joy to us. She tried to catch the Pirate Parrot a couple of days ago, which resulted in Red taking emergency and evasive action, taking roost on Michael's head. Madame Ruby, now also known as Cranky Cat, is still sourly considering her options but is slowly accepting the presence of the interloper in her life. Pip is no longer a depressive, arthritic Jack Russell. He has renewed his love affair with walkies, engages in loud and boisterous games with Stella, which occasionally veer towards pornography for all to see.

Apologies to our latest artists for being rather lax in my East End Gallery online posts this week. Tomorrow, back in the Gallery, I hope to catch up on all these niggling tasks and get back on track.

And a word to my guardian angel - I need no additional help with the consumption of my wine supplies...just get on with your guardian angel job description.






Vanessa - beaming on her first day at work. She'll be back there soon...


Callum with fellow Ashfield teacher, Natasha...


Alex contemplating his fairyfloss!


Red took fright and flight!


Madame Cat's alter-ego...


Pip and Stella on their bed.





Wednesday, 4 September 2019

Will You Still Need Me, Will You Still Feed Me When I'm 64...

One more birthday for my beloved Michael. He and Mister Lawrence Jones, who can't be recommended as Michael's baby sitter, have often discussed aging and surprising each other when they continue to become another year older.

Today, my darling husband turned sixty-four. Will I still need him? You bet your sweet bippy. I would have gone completely ga-ga many moons ago if not for his steadying, his reasonable and his patient nature. Sure, we take it in turns to become lunatics, but so far we haven't both managed to lose the plot simultaneously. Perhaps we understand that one of us always needs to be relatively sane.

Will I still feed him? Absolutely. Although he can cook, Michael regards kitchen duties as tasks to be avoided at all costs. He has a habit of vanishing as I'm stacking or unstacking the dishes or handwashing a surfeit of glassware. He will, if pushed, serve dinner from time to time, cook pizza from Hills Fresh or even construct a pizza from scratch if he so desires. Having had endless disagreements about the size of cut potatoes (!), I have decreed that Michael is now In Charge of potato segmenting and cooking. He has agreed to do so with only a minuscule grumble.

This morning in bed, we were joined by the Dynamic Duo (Pip and Stella) and Madame Grumpy Cat. Astonishingly, they all eventually settled down and we enjoyed a most luxurious lie-in. A great start to the day.

We ventured off to Mundaring this afternoon. Although the expedition involved food shopping, we were determined to make the most of An Outing on his birthday. He enjoyed focaccia and coffee whilst I tackled the boring supermarket groceries. Then, at Hills Fresh, we took our time, wandering up and down the narrow aisles stuffed with interesting produce, filling our trolley with wonderful fruit and vegetables and meat. Michael's extra special treat was an assortment of baklava and a gourmet pizza for dinner.

Adam, our local tech support, dropped into Station House and presented Michael with a new drone for his birthday. We were both touched by his affection. Adam and Gem are marrying at the end of September, so Adam snatches any spare time he can to prepare "Windward Retreat" for their Big Day. Jan and Greg then duly arrived with cheese, a cheese planer for Michael and vino. They had a pizza from the Freemasons' - we had the Hills Fresh pizza. The smoked Havarti was a triumph and none of us suffered any guilt from devouring Michael's birthday cheese in one sitting.

In spite of a lack of extravagance, Michael declared his birthday a great success. Now entering his sixty-fifth year, I reminded him that I expect many more birthdays to enjoy with him, otherwise, he'd be in strife.

"How could I be in strife? I'd be dead", he commented.
"Only until I die and then I will find you and you will be in strife", I responded.

I think he has resigned himself to sticking around far longer than he and Lawrence ever thought possible.


Morning shenanigans - Pip attacks!


Retaliation by Stella...


I'll just smile for the camera!


Madame Cat exiting stage left in disgust.


Sunday, 1 September 2019

A Most Agreeable, If Slightly Damp, Father's Day

Another Sunday afternoon in the East End Gallery. I'm highly doubtful that we will have any more guests visit in the next two hours. Hence, I'm already thinking about preparing dinner, which will include buddies and Beverley artists Jan and Greg this evening. Vanessa, our aspiring professor, had just finished a long weekend with us and Jan had very kindly offered her a ride to the Big Smoke.

Despite a touch of ill health, Vanessa managed to treat Michael to a birthday lunch last Thursday, present him with a JB Hi-Fi voucher, give him a manicure, fall in love with Stella, attack my endless volcano of dirty washing and created a delicious tuna casserole.

Callum and Alex both rang and wished Michael a happy fathers' day. My boys have always been very fond and appreciative of Michael. I remember Callum introducing Michael as "my Mum's partner" when we hadn't actually been together that long. When I thanked Cal for his words, he responded, "Well what else was I going to say? Some random bloke you picked up off the street?"Cal has always had a decidedly quirky sense of humour.

Michael patiently instructed Alex in manly skills such as placing clip-lock flooring in Shop 2, installing underfloor insulation at the House that Rocks, putting Alex in charge of the barbies at our wedding and sharing some of the finer points of home maintenance in his various abodes. As Alex has spent less time with us over the last few years, Support Worker to the Stars Pasquale has taken over some of the reins of guiding Alex. And although Pasquale has well and truly climbed higher up the employment ladder, he still sees Alex every Thursday.

The boys have also had a momentous few weeks. Cal has finally received some much-needed support for the class he teaches in a northern suburbs school, as well as securing his study leave so he can complete his science graduate course.  He and Bron are having an Almost father's day, with our grandbaby due in just over three months. Bron's contact teaching time has been reduced, which has made her rather horrible pregnancy a tad easier. Ragnar our grandcat continues to rule the roost and I hope doesn't smother his tiny human rival when she arrives...

Alex, finally, has a job as a kitchen hand. I'm pretty sure that Pasquale, his superb advocate had been actively promoting Alex to potential workplaces and Alinea (formerly the Spine and Limb Foundation) has decided to give him a go. Alex has made the decision to begin at eight hours a week and slowly add to his workload.

To say we are thrilled is the understatement of the century! Go, Alex! And everlasting thanks to Pasquale for his efforts. Less thrilling is Alex's approaching transfer to the NDIS (oh goody).

The rain is scuttling across the sky in short sharp bursts. The day has turned most un-spring-like. Cold and grey. However, all our spirits are high. We've had another sale in the Gallery - Barry Mackie's "Wheatbelt Echo" is now proudly owned by Beverley semi-resident Gem de Wind. Michael has decided to display some of the bottles we've collected in the Gallery. And now we need another storage display unit...

Pip and Stella, our Comedy Duo have alternated between snugly snoozing inside Station House and participating in some noisy and energetic play. Every now and then, Stella also attempts to placate Ruby the cat into liking her. Her Feline Majesty usually returns the friendship invitation with an exceedingly sour expression and a swipe if the pesky puppy comes within paw reach.

Vincent Street is empty. There is a break in the showers. I'm packing up and pushing off.

Until next time...


Vanessa's first graduation...


As my maid of honour...



Christmas 2018...



June 2019...


Trusting his tonsils with a five-year-old...


Venice engagement...


Cal and Bron - June 2019...


Callum with the Other Family!


Ragnar, the grandcat...


Alex in Home Economics - Duncraig Senior High School


At the Befriend Ball


Alex with Poh


Alex with Vince, his local member (about as useful as tits on a bull)


 My Three Men


The Three Siblings - April 2019